Invert_Sam 🦀 🦪

A crab tried to shank me with scissors today

@DaRiverShannon 💀

This Ukrainian tourist just came up to me in the ShopRite parking lot asking me what happened to the grand China buffet on 36. He said he remembered it from when he was here a few years ago as if it were some delicacy. It pained me to tell him it was closed

burning my face with boiling marine agar was not on my 2023 bingo card and explaining it to the ER felt like i was in the twilight zone

Congratulations to Becky Ferrara, who successfully defended her Master's thesis this afternoon!

The documentation required to get reimbursed for a scientific conference: #AcademicTwitter @AcademicChatter

Congratulations to @Sam_Glover2, who is now Sam Glover, Master of Science. We are all so very proud of you!!! ❤️❤️❤️👩‍🎓🦀

Guess who designed the @BenthicEcology logo for this year’s meeting? Way to go @Sam_Glover2 ! 💚

#BREAKING Tornado reported in Great Neck area of @CityofVaBeach wavy.com/weather/tornad…

@tiffwood19 hope he has the life he deserves lol

@EllaOutdoors what lol

This doesn’t help me

been vibing to @Sleep_Token a lot lately 👌

had an absolutely horrible start to my week, but today I learned our hatchery got a grant I wrote! a good start to the weekend 🦪

Morning everybody, let’s go get that data

@OleksiiDubovyk just scream by the pond in front of the oceanography building

Karen Caceres and Zach Steele, master’s and Ph.D. candidates studying biological science in @ODUSCI, recently traveled to New Mexico to study water intake in reptiles using a novel technique developed in part by ODU's John Whiteman (@AnimalEcoPhys)  🗞: odu.edu/article/odu-st…

The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends

One thing Leonardo DiCaprio and DNR have in common is that we don’t harvest old growth.

the evil mushroom show made me cry v hard last night

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me