Sebastian Hay

@caitiedelaney what's garlic?

people have a lot of nerve talking shit about martin scorsese. have YOU ever made a scene in a film so powerful that everyone on earth thinks about it every single time they chop garlic

@plughtoplugh @virginmedia I've got no idea what you mean, so probably not!

We’ve restored broadband services for customers but are closely monitoring the situation as our engineers continue to investigate. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

@virginmedia Still not working

@virginmedia Still not working

@virginhelp you say it's fixed but it's not, my internet is still down. And yes, I've rebooted my router multiple times.

@shaun_vids Returnal, it was much so better than I ever expected it to be and I wish that more people had played it

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

Self care unicorn #WorldMentalHealthDay

Good morning. Welcome to hell.

🚨 Statement from NHS Workers Say No

This video created by British psychological professor Richard Wiseman demonstrates the power of perspective in creating illusions. It’s titled, “Assumptions” [source, read more: buff.ly/2wbGWYY] twitter.com/efemarq/status…

Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God

There is no ‘teacher shortage’. There are thousands of qualified experiences teachers who are no longer teaching. There’s a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers allowing them to actually teach.

What we learned from COVID? That oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That healthcare has to be public because health is public. That 50% of jobs can be done from home while the other 50% deserve more than they're being paid. That we live in a society not an economy

Energy company energy

my toxic trait is saying “sounds good!” when it does not in fact sound good