SenorLan 🌑

Goodnight everyone

I missed the entire trump speech and haven't looked at the market. Tell me how it went using only gifs.

@StealthQE4 You are fighting for the joos and satanic pedos gaining more dominion over the rest of the world.

I’ll say it again. How many casualties will America stomach before we have political unrest and demand an end to this? 2000? 5000? 10,000? What are we fighting for again? 900lbs of uranium 🤦‍♂️

@penguin_curator @PeteHegseth Thats just an excuse, its nothing to do with their leaders. Its all about the joos dominance, Oil dominance, petro dollar dominance.

Back to the Stone Age.

@DeepDishEnjoyer @0xDamien

are you starting to get it now

@citadelwolff Fuck him, as long u are not on leverage will beat his stupid ass

Not trading against this guy man Even tho fundamentally the stock market should be nuking, and oil should be soaring

"2 weeks to flatten the curve." "Do your part, stay home." "Here we are with an economy in crisis, but with an incredible opportunity." "An opportunity for a reset." Coordinated Plandemic 2.0 vibes, don't you think? 🤫

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inflation is over and the fed has everything under control the war will end tomorrow and iran will refund the US for the bombs we dropped your favorite political leader definitely, actually and genuinely cares about you and isn't a power-hungry depraved sycophant for israel

@WestieCapital Its not a holiday?

April fools is legitimately the worst holiday of the year

I swear everything is just so much easier when you're curious about shit. Discipline is top-down suppression of impulse. Obsession is bottom-up amplification of curiosity.

@0xDamien Just keep longing

Markets no longer care about what Iran say?

Grapling é natural

Fly fly, lazy eagle.

@coinfessions Excellent work Comrade

I shilled my entire class a presentation about crypto for a final project and convinced my professor to buy in basically at the top.

@0xSisyphus Sure Trump will get bored and leave Iran and its allies control of the straits, countries that have US bases pay Iran toll in Yuan to pass the strait. Iran gets richer and stronger with the toll payments. Sure Israel will definitely let that happen.

Best case scenario Trump gets bored and forgets Iran exists Worst case scenario the additional aircraft carrier being sent to the Middle East and American troop deployments see use, and the war escalates

US indices are up 4% in the last two days not because we are anywhere close to reopening Hormuz, but because people think the consequences of leaving it closed are so bad that Iran and America will be forced to come to terms

For people who say it couldn't be predicted that the Iran war would be this consequential for the global economy, watch this 2012 video of former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski 👇 He predicts what did in fact happen: "[Iran] can hurt us a lot... Can you imagine what the consequences would be for us if [...] Iraq was massively destabilized, if Bahrain was set on fire, if the North-Eastern oil fields in Saudi Arabia were attacked... The consequences, the costs would be cumulative... The global economy would be affected so we're playing with fire here." All of this happened. Which goes to show that the US government has been acutely aware for decades of how globally destructive a war on Iran would be for all of us (including on America itself and on its Gulf allies): when Trump says that “nobody” expected Iran to retaliate by targeting US allies in the region (reuters.com/world/middle-e…), it's a bold-faced lie. So the real question is rather: if you know something will set the world on fire, and you do it anyway, and the consequences unfold exactly as predicted - at what point does the rest of the world stop looking at Washington as a fireman and start reckoning with the fact that they're dealing with an arsonist? Source video: youtube.com/watch?v=VjbZ4V…

@shanaka86 The only voice that is important in Iran Is Aragchi

JUST IN: Trump just posted the most dangerous sentence in the war. Not the threat. The compliment. “Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE.” The president he is describing is Masoud Pezeshkian. The same Pezeshkian who told the European Council on March 31 that Iran possesses “the necessary will” to end the conflict. The same Pezeshkian who, per a leaked exchange obtained by Channel 14, told IRGC commander Vahidi that “without a quick deal, our entire economy will collapse in 3 weeks” and was told: “That’s exactly why you can’t be involved. You’ll give up everything for a deal.” The same Pezeshkian who told companions he feels like a “hostage” who “cannot make my own decisions.” Trump called that man intelligent. Trump said that man asked for a ceasefire. And in doing so, Trump constructed a trap the IRGC cannot escape. If the IRGC confirms the ceasefire request, the deal proceeds through the moderate president who wants it and the war winds down on Trump’s single condition. If the IRGC denies it, they publicly admit their own president is a puppet with no authority, validating every leaked conversation and destroying the fiction of a unified Iranian state. If they stay silent, Trump’s framing becomes the default narrative on every trading floor, every diplomatic cable, and every newsroom on earth. There is no fourth option. The compliment is the weapon. “New Regime” is not aspirational. It is factual. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes on March 1. An interim leadership council governed until Mojtaba Khamenei, the son, was installed on March 8. Pezeshkian operates under a power structure that is 31 days old. Trump is not inventing a new regime. He is naming one that already exists and choosing to address its most moderate voice as the legitimate counterparty, bypassing the IRGC and the new Supreme Leader in a single sentence. The condition is equally precise. “We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear.” Not the 15-point plan. Not nuclear dismantlement. Not proxy de-escalation. One condition. Hormuz. Open. Every complexity of the war, the helium boiling off in the Gulf, the fertiliser that will not reach Indian fields, the 3,000 ships stranded, the 20,000 seafarers rationing water, the insurance premiums, the toll system, the yuan payments, collapsed into three words that any vessel captain can verify by checking whether the Larak corridor still requires a clearance code. “Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!!” The threat is not new. But after the ceasefire framing, its function has changed. Before the compliment, “Stone Ages” was escalation. After the compliment, it is the price of declining an offer made by a president Trump just called intelligent. The threat is no longer the message. The offer is the message. The threat is the cost of rejecting it. Pezeshkian is the hostage Trump just promoted to negotiator. The IRGC is the captor that must now decide whether to let the hostage speak or admit to the watching world that he cannot. The fiction is the exit. Trump just wrote it on Truth Social. And the IRGC has no good answer. Not one. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

Out-of-context quotes + manufactured FOMO = War profiteering 101. Do Your Own Research.