Midwest P’s & Q’s

Take me to Gods Country #Augusta

IT'S GAMEDAY! We take on Wisconsin today in the @NCAAIceHockey Worcester Regional Semifinal! Gameday Central ➡️ dartsports.co/DMIHvsUW #GoBigGreen | #TheWoods🌲

@BoringBiz_ I got a notification from them about this two days ago, I immediately shared it will anyone I know that is in college still

If you are a finance college student right now, you should legitimately do everything you can to join this competition The judge panel is Dan Loeb, Philippe Laffont (Coatue) and Dan Yao (Silver Lake) Forget the dollar prize award If you can make a solid and impressive stock pitch, you can potentially set yourself up for an analyst seat at one of these firms The ROI of that alone is absolutely insane If I was in college, I would have signed up just to get the chance to shake hands with one of these folks Insanely good career opportunity if you put in the work

Arch in for the opener. So that’s good.

I gotta get out of here pronto. I got a stage five clinger.

Getting my taxes done

Don’t worry guys. If a knife fight breaks out at the Auburn outfield deck, we’re good.

Happy Sunday

“Yeah not too concerned about getting an internship, my dad said he’s got one lined up for me”

what am I doing wrong? maybe it is time for that barbour-

Friendly reminder that we get to watch basketball on this court tonight. We Sleep In May.

I could probably finish an entire crave case from White Castle it’s not glutinous, it’s determination

I can see the headlines now: “Claude correctly picks a 100% perfect bracket”

It’s that time of the year where the March Madness app takes up the majority of my screen time

@PitinoCorleone “I’m going to take all of the breading age females and bring them to Cincinnati and distribute them to the men who have changed their name to Sean Sullivan”

"This gonna break the bv"

Deutsche Bank analyst class of 2026 on the hunt

Had a parent-teacher conference this morning My wife told me not to come I came anyway She said "please just listen and nod" I said "I always listen" She said "you listen like you're sitting in a boardroom looking for something to challenge" That's how listening works Nice classroom Small chairs I am 6'4" and was seated at a desk designed for someone who still believes in Santa Claus My knees touched my chest The teacher introduced herself Shared her identified pronouns I shared my identified adjectives Smart and handsome My wife closed her eyes The teacher had a folder Color-coded tabs I respected the organization She said our son is "a pleasure to have in class" My wife smiled I waited That sentence is never the whole report It's the executive summary before the risk section She said "however" There it is She said he "asks a lot of questions" I said "good" She said "during quiet time" I said "when is quiet time?" She said "it's when students are expected to work independently and in silence" I said "so he's the only one trying to get information and you've structured the environment to prevent it?" My wife put her hand on my arm I continued The teacher said he recently told another student that "sharing pencils doesn't make sense if nobody brings their own" I said "that's an accurate observation" My wife squeezed harder The teacher said she's concerned about his "resistance to group activities" I said "he's not resistant. He just doesn't see the value of doing more work for the same grade." The teacher said he also corrected her math on the whiteboard I said "was he right?" She paused She said "that's not the point" I said "it's a little bit the point" My wife stood up Sat back down Compromise The teacher pulled out an evaluation sheet Categories like "works well with others" and "follows directions" and "respects classroom norms" All subjective Not a number on the page I asked how these are graded She said "based on observation" I said "so one person's opinion with no second review?" She said "it's professional judgment" I said "my auditors say that too. Right before I disagree with them." She looked at my wife My wife said "I'm sorry about him" I said "I'm sitting right here" My wife said "I know" The teacher said overall he's a bright kid and she just wants to make sure he learns to "collaborate" I said "collaboration is important. But so is recognizing when you're the only one doing the work. He'll learn that again in college. And again in the real world. Might as well start now." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder She said "I think we've covered everything" I said "one more thing" She braced herself I said "his reading is above grade level. His math is strong. He asks hard questions and corrects mistakes when he sees them. I just want to make sure this school knows what it has." The teacher looked at me differently My wife looked at me differently I said "that's all" We left In the car my wife was quiet Then she said "he's turning into you" I said "is that a good thing?" She didn't answer From the backseat he said "dad, why does the teacher count off for asking questions? Isn't that the whole point of school?" I looked at my wife She looked out the window I said "yes. It is." He said "I don't think she likes when I'm right" I didn't say anything Neither did my wife Small chairs Color-coded tabs No follow-up items But the kid's going to be fine Sent from my iPhone

There are dead ass people out there who eat Crumble cookies and drink 7 Brew coffee on a weekly basis, my god

Big Justice and Big AJ have overstayed their welcome on this planet, if I hear one more “that gets 5 BIG BOOMS” I’m gunna kill myself

Rage baiting someone and the telling them to “relax” is the devils work