Shea Ballard

Would you do it?

@timmckay52 Congrats, Tim! That’s awesome!

🎉 I've sold 700 copies of The Fall of Selvandrea 🎉 Super fun milestone to hit so close to finishing the sequel. And oh my, I cannot wait to share the cover with you all. It's a banger 🔥

@JaysQuill @DzintraSullivan Good! I adopted a cat back in October. He’s 2 years old, very affectionate, and he’s my sweet boy. How have you been?

@SheaBallard @DzintraSullivan Hey how’s everything?

Once, just once, I'd like someone to call me "Ma'am" without adding "you need to calm down or we'll have to ask you to leave."

@DzintraSullivan Mushrooms.

What food do you hate that everyone else seems to like? I'll start, olives, and olive oil, anything olives, oh and add pickles to that too. Yet, everyone else seems to love olives and pickles. What about you?

@byMorganWright This person criticizing us doesn’t know how to write in English.

What the fuck did I just read💀🤣?? So apparently us writers are “pathetic & unrealistic”🤣. Ah yes, how evil of us to want to provide readers with some escapism from reality- yes, yes, downright sinful😱🤪🤣. Now excuse me while I go write/read another fantasy novel🥰😘🤣.

@DzintraSullivan @JAGuynnAuthor

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Don't come to me for advice, we'll both end up at a coffee shop with new tatts and strange bruises. Morning guys #Z

@therealSIR3 Mostly. If you come here during monsoon season, though, you’ll get to experience a monsoon storm.

@SheaBallard Also the absence of moisture. 😂🫶

At this point in time, mother nature is just fucking with us... ❄️

@byMorganWright Good morning, Morgan!

*tip-toes onto the stage & taps mic* is this thing on👀🤣?? Seems like Twitter was down last night😅. I couldn’t load my account or see any new posts. Is everything back to normal for everyone now💀😂?? Good morning from Spain, everyone❤️

Did you hear about the guy who ran naked through the Church? Apparently they caught him by the organ. #NotSorry

It doesn't matter if you're the most beautiful person in the world... ...at the end of the day, it's evening. #NotSorry

@DzintraSullivan That one made me lol for real. 😂

Not everyone knows this, but the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping away your tears after paying to fill your tank. Morning guys #Z

@DzintraSullivan Good morning, Zee!

My coffee and I are currently negotiating how responsible I plan to be today. Morning guys #Z

What kind of medical condition causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency. #NotSorry

@DzintraSullivan Good morning, Zee!

If your sense of humor is “mildly unhinged but still functional,” we're obviously meant to be besties. Morning guys #Z

@therealSIR3 I was the 69th like.

I want off, please.

@timmckay52 Happy belated birthday, Tim! 🎂🎉🎈🥳♈️

⛈️ It's my birthday. Yay. ⛈️ So, today only, go grab my fantasy heist novella for free. And maybe buy one of my other books while you're at it. And maybe an audiobook or two. And maybe send coffee? I like coffee 😂

I went to a crematorium to buy some heavy cream. That's not what they do... I know that now.