Michelle

@MAFSshatposting For context. Is that in wet sand or dry sand? It matters… not

"I am currently the second fastest person in Australia at beach sprinting" What kind of made-up bullshit is that?! What next? "I am the 3rd best person in the world at watermelon volleyball"? Nonsense. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

@NewcastleC87733 @philipnolan1 @kamfinsa JFC! If Karma is a thing, may it catch up on you. What an awful awful thing to say.

In #Lisbon for a few days, and first impressions are of a chaotic, noisy, shabby-chic city. Anyway, as I love a market I headed straight for the iconic #TimeOut Mercado del Ribeiro. It's very commercial, but buzzing, and points to what we could have in Dublin.

@captainlite Yay!!

@ShellB1975 🤩

Blink 300 times if you’re talking shit #MAFSAU

@DuncanLindsay I don’t think Theo’s dead.

Sooooo key question Who killed Theo!? Plenty of suspects! Who are you placing your bets on #Corrie

@magnumlady @NoeleenMcLaugh2 @BlueSkiesG1 @AMLaCassePhoto Obviously the show will be dedicated to Alan on Friday. He’ll get a shout out sometime in the first hour. We’ll keep the music going for him tho❤️💪🏽 While I’m not on this app as often as I used to be , it would be lovely to get #ForAlan trending from 7-10pm. @AmandaFOates & crew

And Blinky mcBlinkerson strikes again. Emasculated. Rachel fed you the line, you ran and choked yourself with it. #MAFSAU

@Mick_Finnegan That’s fantastic news. Congratulations

So, I've got some good news, I’m going to be a Dad. Still feels unreal saying it out loud. I'm counting down the days and soaking in this moment before everything changes. I already know this will be the most important role of my life.

@MAFSshatposting The most fu**ed up blinking morse code. I lost him after H

Danny legitimately looks like he is being held hostage. He wouldn't look more like a hostage if he was chained to radiator with Terry Waite. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

@RyanSoapKing25 It was a black sleeve, not Gary. George was wearing black but, I doubt it.

Who was that who taped Theo on the shoulder? I think it was Gary. 👀 #Corrie

@VideosIrish Are they beating each other, the brothers, the uncles or the fathers? I can’t follow this at all

Mcginleys message about the trouble at the faulkners funeral

@JamieBonkiewicz It’s Isiah… hang back, it’s isiah. Mark the page.

Any updates on whether Russel Brand ever found that Bible verse or is he still flipping through pages?

Explaining the whole pay deal?? JFC. Jimmy? What? Hardly redemption there mate. #ImACeleb

@CrossyTweets Watch it on player it’s gas.

Raging i didnt watch im a celeb this year. I haven't seen ant and dec give an opinion/talk off script/ just chat since SM:tV Mad bit of tv #Imaceleb

The Shock!! Jimmy Bullard has never ever ever ever been called the C word. Ever ever #ImACeleb

@mtully21 @BexBookaholic Isn’t that lovely?

The world is a bit overwhelming now, so please tell me one lovely thing from your week so matter how small

@laurenjad3x The hole in the socks 🤢

Dannys pissy fringe is knocking me sick #MAFSAU

JFC Danny, get some new socks #mafsaus

Once Danny starts the rapid blinking you know he’s gone. Producers, the man needs some drops. #MAFSAU

@philipnolan1 Fantastic. Enjoy, I heard he was hilarious last night!

Another milestone. First 3Arena gig. #PeterKay 🙂