Shellashtray

Your honor I was just overly going that day

@pknlszn Thank you😝

@Shellashtray nah this eatsss

Fresh braids YES LAWD

flyer than OR Tambo

@nodrankforme Hehehe

seeing parts of yourself in fucked up fictional characters is soooo

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

🏳️‍🌈 traveling to different Prides around the world with the loml >>>

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

when i mistakenly get a nice picture of me:

I always sprinkle a little “malume” at the end of my sentences whenever an older man approaches me, just so he knows we are not mates😭😭

mi fantasía sexual es borrar todo rastro de mi existencia y empezar otra vida desde cero

getting the random urge to reconnect with the evil people from my past

I love my boobs because wdym I can just squeeze them when I want, it’s so fun

Y’all gon “it’s not the deep” yourself right back into slavery 🫩

boobs on boobs boobs pressing on boobs boobs against boobs

Niggas be shooting niggas for shooting niggas that shot niggas for shooting other niggas

you could literally be depressed for a year and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated.