Shorty Meeks

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Shorty Meeks

@ShorteeMeeks

Vtuber(?), who is definitely funny - I will never die

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·3 Oca

Welcome to my account - The model was made by /Iris_the_slime on Fiverr, very good work and so helpful - I’m using VNyan, with a handtracking function I got working from a tutorial by @Kana_Fuyuko on YouTube (thank you!) - I play a variety of Autism-Based games, I will be famous.

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·1h

Met somebody from Sulphur, LA you have got to get the fuck out of there

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·2h

First day of work in 80° weather after day drinking for 4 days in B.C wilderness.

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·3h

God I’ve seen what you do for others

duck@raddduck

some dude just paid my rent???

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Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸@rowanfornow·5h

they've done it. they've invented unpopularism

Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork

BREAKING: Trump will frame the Republican Party's midterm message around a "massive defense buildup, partially paid for by cuts to domestic agencies and health-care entitlements" - Bloomberg

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·5h

@tippity “I hate when I put too much butter on my lobster”

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tippity@tippity·6h

i hate it when you accidentally overcook bacon for two seconds and now you have to sit there eating burnt car tire strips 💔💔💔

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·5h

I was startled awake to write this.

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·5h

@inmyidolera Care.com levels of sitting lmao

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Era Octavia, The Cursed 🐙👁️@inmyidolera·6h

Reminds me of how I almost had one of my friends watch "Happiness" right after taking mushrooms.

Nikki Morgen Comix@ducknuk_comic

PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)

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Frank@f_lynyrd·10h

On this day 17 years ago, Lawrence Kutner was killed by Barack Obama.

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·6h

My job is giving me impostor syndrome so bad, I keep hearing “how are they gonna replace you?”. I’m a lazy white guy who’s addicted to his phone it can’t be that hard.

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Damn thing can’t even orbit the planet it’s on yet

Skscartoon@skscartoon

As excited as I am about Artemis 2, I really wish they were doing it with Starship

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·8h

Is Barron just playing HOI4 and telling him what to do or something? We spend more than the next 7 guys on our military as is.

Disclose.tv@disclosetv

NEW - Trump wants to switch to a war economy in 2027 with massive increase in military spending and cuts to healthcare and other domestic agencies to fund it — Bloomberg

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Drex@TotallyNotDrex·10h

If I spoke my mind about what needs to happen to scalpers twitter would nuke me from orbit

China pulse 🇨🇳@Eng_china5

Memory prices have plummeted, and speculators in China are already crying out in despair.

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·10h

Billions will land boosters and not meet set goals by decades

Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt

Difference in quality between NASA and SpaceX’s launch livestreams.

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Blue Dante@BlueDanteLCB·14h

THAT DUDE WAS RIGHT PLAYING JJS IS LIKE GETTING JERKED OFF

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Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer)@DrChrisCombs·1d

In all seriousness this may have been my favorite shot from Artemis II so far

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·19h

Playing TerraFirmaGreg when does this get fun

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krus🪖@krus_chiki·1d

Reporter: And what time will the ban on self service gas stations be lifted? New Jersey: As far as I know... effective immediately, without delay

New Jersey@NJGov

Today, we are announcing plans to lift the statewide ban on self-service gas stations in New Jersey. We encourage New Jerseyans to familiarize themselves with gas pumps as this change is in effect immediately, April 1, 2026.

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isaiah ツ@390tx·1d

@john_wilddog

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Shorty Meeks@ShorteeMeeks·1d

@Ceaseless_boid The laptop was from some farmers house

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Marie 🏳️‍⚧️@Ceaseless_boid·1d

@ShorteeMeeks 2 spore sack and an egg

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Marie 🏳️‍⚧️@Ceaseless_boid·1d

Terminids somehow having a worse budget than the bots is way too funny to think about

HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2

Evidence #5 - USB drive (cntaining vide) The vide cntained within the drive depicts a heartbreaking stry. A stry f suffering, repressin and invasin. Extremely Prfund and well edited. Almst nt discernable frm reality. Did it make yu cry as well?

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