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@SundayChants @DeadlineDayLive Penny floater

What did you call this ball as a kid? 🤔 I’ll go first: FLOATER! ⚽️

@RegistaCall He loses the ball 75% of this video like

Jadon Sancho vs Köln (A) – All Actions

Jacket potato’s made in the air fryer are special like

@Joey7Barton She’s scum anyways that purple haired cow!

Yep. Equal Pay for Women. When you’re as good or better. Until then, don’t make me laugh👇

Limp bizkit - my way will always remind you of one thing 😂😂

Love island back man cmonnnnn!!!

Fucking Mctominay man! Has to score

@ManUtd That pass to the midfielder not one person around him. Disgrace

Goal. Spurs equalise, 2-2. #MUFC || #MUNTOT

What a terrible goal to give away there man.

Why does onana not come for the crosses?

@UtdPlug That’s yellow card middle of the pitch?

Pen or not?

Rasssssmmmmmuuuusssss!!!!! What a finish 😍

@UnitedStandMUFC All these players going out on loan surely means some playoffs coming in? 2 of them in the squad every week as well ???

🚨 The United Stand understands that Facundo Pellistri is likely to go out on loan this month but could depend on player availability following the Spurs fixture on Sunday. The club are waiting and if no injuries occur then a loan deal could happen. We’re told that PSV is a likely destination.

@UTDTrey Van shiiiiiiite

FULHAMMM HOLD THAT LIVERPOOL

@talkSPORT Every striker goes down off that. More hate just because it’s Bruno. Jota done it against Newcastle the other week. 10x worse as well

Danny Murphy fumes over Bruno Fernandes' 'exaggerated fall' penalty decision Read here 👇 talksport.com/football/17046…

@Liam_Baxter31 @UnitedStandMUFC Tell me a striker who doesn’t go down there?

@SimH88 @UnitedStandMUFC He brushes his toe at best and Bruno goes down like he's just been hit by a sniper 🤣 What an embarrassment

Liverpool fans saying this is embarrassing 🤣 Goldfish memory...

@markgoldbridge Hojlund gets nothing. May have missed a few tonight but he’ll get him self in there

Really disappointed with Rashford tonight. The selfish shots from silly distances, taking people on when the cross is on. It's just not playing for your teammates

@markgoldbridge Harry Kane is the expert at that

I think that's a pen but it doesn't help when Bruno is holding his shin when he got kicked on the toe lol

What’s Happened to rashford man