Oliver

The key to happiness is gratitude, to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.

Many years ago the government provided portable drinking water. Then the supply became unreliable. People complained… nothing changed. Eventually we all got used to it and started digging our own boreholes. Then electricity became the problem. First we bought generators. Now solar panels are popping up on rooftops everywhere. Security? People now pay for private guards, vigilantes, gated estates, CCTV and alarms. Slowly, quietly, Nigerians have become the providers of the very basics a government is supposed to guarantee: Water. Power. Security. At this point I have a genuine question. If citizens are drilling their own water, generating their own electricity, and paying for their own security… What exactly are we paying taxes for?

a Gift & a Curse

speak for yourself

@straceX it's an algorithm, everyone knows this

As a developer, have you ever wondered: You type a 16‑digit card number and the form instantly says “Invalid card number”. There are billions of possible numbers. How the hell is that check that fast?

who sappot team red?🙌🙌🙌

not bad

on mac, easily switch on and off stage manager by changing volume button. Sometimes i want to use stage manager and sometimes don't

@OgaHans awww

My brother, I just dey house this morning jelely.. My Oyibo neighbour just ring door bell, She say make I come down she wann see me. I came down - na so she handed me this Jack Daniel's and diffuser. I told her for what exactly - she said I've been a very nice neighbour. Dey Hear Gist oh. That all along I've been helping her pick up her parcels ( I'm always home) and keeping it safe without even complaining. That it's such a rare attitude to find around.. And she's been thinking of how and what to appreciate me with - she then asked her colleagues at work and they said since he's a black guy, He'd definitely appreciate a drink (alcohol) and a diffuser ( black guys like scents alot) I was just speechless.. 😀 Bro! This is my first time getting such a gift in the UK 🇬🇧 from a Brit. The most you'll get is a box of chocolate, sweets or cakes. How onna see this matter? How do I now return this favour? I'm confused 🤔. Help a brother.. 😊🙏

@glooomiii sleeping

sick fucks of twitter: what’s your weirdest fetish

now we're talking

europa next season, worst case back to conference league where you belong and can only shine. Champions of pluto.

@richsongocrazy can relate

Bro, I confirm one money one time, during that period I no dey even argue with anybody, if you vex me, I go just assume say na because of say you poor na why😭

i just remembered we have mount haha, i can sleep peacefully every night.

@UtdKobi who this?

My left winger next season 👑

@sholacrayola beauty na water

I’m literally the pastel princess, what are they talking about??? 🥹

@naiivememe i'm black

what is stopping you from moving to Japan and get a loving wifey ?

wonderful, i've heard the body can regenerate but this one is on another level

@StanleyUgagbe not me, and last time i used the atm was 2024

You go dey trust ATM?