Tweet fixado
Always with the forms and the paperwork. What happened to empathy and understanding.
English
Benevolent Hag
262 posts
Benevolent Hag
@SmilingGoo
World peace! (alt of @CursedGoo)
San Francisco, CA Entrou em Nisan 2026
352 Seguindo219 Seguidores
Yall get the ick from other kinds of racism but have no pause making constant Jew jokes as if it’s any different
English
Happy 20th birthday to Discord! How old were you when you joined?
English
Dude you’re sending me titslop. Straight breastcoal. You need to eat more if you want boobgem.
English
All I’m saying is any shooter would fear me. I could Macgyver my way into defeating any foe. And I’d save the day. Every time. Everyone would be proud of me. They’d cheer my name. And my school would replace the confederate soldier mascot with me, a true warrior. They’d love me.
English
Back in high school I got so good at mentally defeating any potential shooter who could enter the classroom (karate, targeted stapler throws, etc) that I actually had to start playing mental war games and innovating new school shooting tactics just to think up ways to defeat them
Simple@SimonSimplicio
English
I eat food to keep myself alive. If you fuck with my food that’s as much of a violation as fucking with my air or water or medicine. This is immediate grounds for cutting someone out of your life.
i like food@messedupfoods
Proof that picky eaters are liars
English
Atrocious latency aside, do car manufacturers not realize that reaching your arm all the way to use a touchscreen fucking SUCKS if your car is at all shaking/moving? None of these designs have any sort of elbow/wrist rest for you to stabilize your arm while using it. Super unsafe
Royce@royce_james
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
English
@hopes_revenge Twitter user hope hopes hoping instantly vaporized by the clear lake supervolcano, users lament loss of hundreds of unpublished bangers in her drafts. And also at least 230,000 casualties.
English
Benevolent Hag retweetou
The world’s first fourth world country
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Two American tourists lost their minds in Argentina after finding out the streets have two-way traffic…
English
@TransGirl Woah can I see more of your tattoos? They look cool af
English
They’re not getting away this time boss!
Wiggle Wiggle Vigil@DaOfficialVigil
Alright scenario time. It’s September 1988. There’s a possible terror threat along Florida’s East coast. Advanced weapons are being smuggled in with drugs. You are an FBI agent sent to investigate these rumors and stop the threat. Choose your firearms, vehicles, and gear.
English
@Parker69922 Well the regular one represents all imo but the progress flag highlights/platforms causes that require extra attention/support. It’s def a regional/temporal thing. Wouldn’t make sense in some places. The rainbow is international and eternal.
English
@SmilingGoo Progress flag is the best flag. It may not look the best to some folks but it represents all
English
I typically prefer the regular rainbow flag as representative of our community. But we’re under attack. Trans people, POC, intersex people are all in the enemies crosshairs. I think of the progress flag as a battle flag. It’s badass and it shows we’re fighting. We’ll win the war.
English
In a better world he would’ve not concerned himself with politics and cleanliness. He would’ve been kept in a zoo-like enclosure and children could go on field trips to see “the gamer” and hand feed him pellets.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Asmongold says he's "more interested in video games than sex" "Girls are nice sure, but I really like video games ... that's my favorite thing to do"
English
@kyenna_ I’m really proud of you for sharing and for all you’ve achieved. You’re really pretty!
English
Looks are social power and writing off looksmaxers as weirdos is akin to hating people for fixing their speech impediments or improving their wardrobe. Maybe we can change in the long run, but for now the human subconscious simply prioritizes those it finds attractive.
English
But now that I’ve had facial surgery (twice), breast implants, lost weight and gotten more defined hips and waist, people sit through my jokes. People want to listen to me suddenly. It’s repulsive and makes you lose faith in humanity, but it proves looksmaxing is just pragmatic.
English
TW: surgical photos
I’m a looksmaxer. Sure, the work I’ve had done are transition related. Making my body match my status as a woman is important, but so are my looks. I used to be chopped but now I’m decent looking and people noticeably treat me better. Looksmaxers are right.
English