Niko (R)(P)

just found out 2nd place is a promotion spot this year for my adults team

ok so my club just messaged me and asked if i can coach and captain a team next season??? they trust me a lot apparently

this actually happened to me irl

@Misused_Chair The screenshot doesn’t lie, Trina.

@Sparkplug25_ THIS IS MISREPRESENTATION AND SLANDER

@Misused_Chair is freaky and she needs to be put down

@Misused_Chair i’m just chill like that

@Sparkplug25_ yeah but I dont have to worry about judgement from you :3

sometimes while posting (or replying to) something I get a sudden "dude she's gonna see this! stop!" feeling and then I remember I don't have any friends that make it so I need to care about that and haven't for a while (and plan to never again)

i’ve just done my hamstring in the first 15 minutes of a game :/

@Darragh_45 yeah 😭😭

@Sparkplug25_ It's like seeing someone without glasses for the first time😭

Wheres his facial hair💔

also lima played really well imo

@Sparkplug25_ krejci is better than anyone newcastle signed

Newcastle genuinely may have had the worst summer window oat last year

@InvertTheBebe at a first look for me it doesn't look intentional but he does still obviously touch it and drastically changes the balls movement and should definitely be a pen

@Sparkplug25_ The prem match center said it was accidental as a result of the grapple, but it looks too intentional for it to not be further examined. Absolutely ruins Evertons push for europe and subsequently gives us a much harder final game if we dont secure something in the next 3 games

oh my fucking god there were THREE of them offside for the goal that’s just taking the fucking piss that. makes you wonder if they’re doing everything in their power to keep spurs up. ridiculous.

@cloclocoolbeans what????

@Sparkplug25_ i LIED about EVERYTHING i LIED i LIED i know NOTHING about whatever we´re talking about i think its american football

sunderland really are shit

@cloclocoolbeans are you a baggies or a villa fan or something??? its not exactly like you have that information on your profile

@Sparkplug25_ acting like you dont know wow dude

@cloclocoolbeans what the fuck did we do?????

@Sparkplug25_ the wolves.

@InvertTheBebe just seen it, in all honesty i dont think he actually meant to touch the ball but hes still very much handled the ball in the area in a way that absolutely interferes with play and that should have been a penalty

@InvertTheBebe haven’t seen it yet, i’m still trying to get out of wolvo so i haven’t had chance, but ive heard about it i’m just more pissed off at the fact that it’s gone against us

edwards mate i love you but that’s fucking disgraceful

@FamiIsAWriter he’ll be quality in the champ tbf one i don’t wanna lose

@Sparkplug25_ wolfe is a fifty-fifty tbh, i like him but dont mind losing him

Just clocked Joao Gomes, Bellegarde, Hugo Bueno, Santi Bueno, Rodrigo Gomes are all gonna leave