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🚨 Sonys new exclusive "Saros" is the most REDDIT game ever made lmao..
>You play as an indian
>MC cheats on his wife "Nitya"
>He then murders his friend to cover it up (and gets away with it)
>His wife finds out about him cheating and leaves anyway
>He then dies thousands of times in a delusional quest to "rescue" her and force her forgiveness
>The game ends with his wife falling in love with a black lesbian crew member
>MC gets told to fuck off and let her be happy...
This genuinely is one of the worst games ever made.


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007 First Light | Hands-On Impressions and Details
▪️Gamespot: "Could be 2026's GOTY and the best Bond game ever", "shaping up to be a phenomenal IO Interactive game"
▪️CGM: "IO Interactive might be the perfect Bond studio"
▪️Metro: "007 First Light passes the James Bond authenticity test"
▪️Blends old and new Hitman games
▪️Takes players 'through linear sections that funnel into sandboxes and then back, on loop'
▪️Ensures players get "movie-like explosive action and setpieces" + improvised problem-solving "that is authentic to 007"
▪️The game starts out with Bond in the Royal Navy on a mission in Iceland
▪️As a younger Bond, he can be impatient and maybe a bit more reckless
▪️The Iceland mission gets him noticed, goes through training and joins MI6
▪️Many gadgets to use, Q Lens lets you see enemies through walls and hack things
▪️You can also fire a laser to cut things like ropes or explode devices
▪️'Bluffing' mechanic is fun - one example sees Bond knock out a guard, only to be caught by another on patrol
▪️Bond quickly activates the Bluff skill and convinced him that the unconscious guard had suffered a medical emergency and had fallen on his own
▪️Combat: Punching, blocking, parrying, sidestep, grab nearby objects, bash them against walls
▪️Action is super smooth and feels "utterly transcendent", harkens a bit to Batman Arkham
▪️Enemies can be tough, especially when they gang up
▪️You can blind enemies with the Q Watch's laser or hack something on them to knock them off balance
▪️One mission sees Bond scrambling across rooftops after assassins attack his apartment
▪️Many 'wide-linear' missions ala Hitman with tons of options
▪️Eavesdrop on NPCs or talk to characters to gain info
▪️You can hit NPCs with a poison dart as a distraction
▪️One example sees Bond overhear a chat about a journalist and impersonates him to get past security
▪️Players will have to pay attention however, as you'll need to remember details if asked
▪️"Intense" boss fights, one described as "the James Bond version of the often lauded Mr. Freeze fight"
▪️Firefights can get very chaotic, requiring all of Bond's tricks (stealth, hand-to-hand, gadgets, guns and improvisation) to succeed
➡️ blog.playstation.com/2026/04/30/007…
➡️ gamespot.com/articles/007-f…
➡️ ign.com/articles/007-f…
IGN Video ▶️ youtube.com/watch?v=CckaS_…
Gamespot Video ▶️ youtube.com/watch?v=RwgmAu…
#007FirstLight #JamesBond #PS5 #Xbox #Steam

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@Rastogi_Vineet @Xbox Of coarse you are. Xbox got rid of the top White guy and Black girl. Your Tribe is winning! Congrats!
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5 years working at @Xbox.
Grateful, and more excited than ever about where we’re headed!
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@ocdgamerreaper @JezCorden Steam Machine will offer rock solid game pause/system sleep/instant resume like consoles. PCs don’t have that.
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@Stormforger @JezCorden Steam machine will be cool if its 1000 or under other wise its not a vaule for its specs for me.. but I understand people dont like to build pc's or buy 2nd hand ..
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@Rooster832 @JezCorden I don’t need discount codes for Steam. Games go on amazing sales so often I can’t keep up!
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@Stormforger @JezCorden The SM will be underpowered out of the gate and you can use third-party codes on Xbox just like on steam lol.
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@CaptorchTweets @IGN Easy. Like every person on Earth I support my Tribe. Especially when it’s a fact that my tribe is better than every other tribe. (We alone built the West. When we are removed from an area, it falls apart. See South Africa and Zimbabwe)
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@Stormforger @IGN You’re implying in your original tweet that Microsoft is behind everything - the puppet master. So, if that’s true, then I guess I’m just wondering why you’re glazing one puppet over another. If Microsoft is behind it all, then who cares who got painted the villain nd who didn’t?
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@SapphireSimp @JezCorden LOL. Do you think I really loose sleep over this? I do enjoy debates, and sht posting though.
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@CaptorchTweets @IGN You have obviously not seen the many examples of an Indian getting into a management position and then replacing the entire staff with Indians.
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I don’t completely disagree, but I think Phil was just doing what Satia was telling him to do. The games became crap because of the Woke crap and DEI. That was not a Phil thing, that was a Satia thing. Go on to YouTube and look for the conferences where opened them by acknowledging every Indian tribe who owned the land in the past. Or even better, the ones where each speaker described themselves for blind people. “Hi, I am Satia, I am a brown skinned person who identifies as male. I am wearing a blue turtle neck with the letters DEI Cuck on the front.”
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@Stormforger @IGN Phil was awful at his job. Consistent output of bad games & changed everything that the 360 made Xbox great. Xbox got greedy wanting more money from gamepass & people said no thanks. Just like how when the next gen console comes out & it's over priced they'll have to lower prices
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@EndWokeness Don’t worry. The real hero’s of the show will be black. Guaranteed.
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@WinC_Gaming @JezCorden The Psyop continues. Indian head of Microsoft orders Phil to make a 30% profit. Forces him to raise the Xbox and Gamepass prices. Then forces Phil out over it. Replaces him with another Indian that can then "save" Xbox by reversing everything that they ordered Phil to do.
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Xbox CEO Asha Sharma has been making all the right moves.
But a lot of it so far has been the "easy stuff."
RANKED: The biggest Xbox ecosystem issues that Asha will have to address over the coming months and years ahead, and there are some BIG complex problems to think about here. 👇
windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/ra…
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@DestinLegarie The Psyop continues. Indian head of Microsoft orders Phil to make a 30% profit. Forces him to raise the Xbox and Gamepass prices. Then forces Phil out over it. Replaces him with another Indian that can then "save" Xbox by reversing everything that they ordered Phil to do.
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Remember when some of y’all were worried about her gamerscore?
Parris@vicious696
This is the most definitive message in the 25 years of Xbox Can’t help but be impressed and rooting for them to deliver
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@TheBlackViking3 The Psyop continues. Indian head of Microsoft orders Phil to make a 30% profit. Forces him to raise the Xbox and Gamepass prices. Then forces Phil out over it. Replaces him with another Indian that can then "save" Xbox by reversing everything that they ordered Phil to do.
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@DotoDoya The Psyop continues. Indian head of Microsoft orders Phil to make a 30% profit. Forces him to raise the Xbox and Gamepass prices. Then forces Phil out over it. Replaces him with another Indian that can then "save" Xbox by reversing everything that they ordered Phil to do.
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I don't want to over react but Asha Sharma might be the gaming Messiah.
Geoff Keighley@geoffkeighley
Xbox has announced its new strategy. "The model that got us here won’t be the one that takes us forward." Changes will include: - Reevalution of exclusivity, windows and AI. - Microsoft Gaming back to Xbox - New north star: Daily active players.
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