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Why is everyone lactose or gluten intolerant these days? You don’t have to love it but it’s not that hard to just tolerate it.

I’m terrified to open this email 👀

@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @pinkwhitney Biz would know all about missing the net.

“This is like Hockey 101.” @BizNasty2point0 on being the first man back if you miss the net on an odd man rush. @pinkwhitney

Dear American friends! Please share this video before you go to sleep! I want more and more Americans to see it, and I want to make Texas style popular in Japan! Thank you! #WildHonkyTonk

@RussoHockey Frick off Russo!

Game 5 in Dallas is 7 p.m.

Michael “dangles” McCarron

@UffdaBro Every nerve in my body was screaming but I have kids asleep lol 😂

may have woken up the neighbors with that one #Wild

Matt Duchene you a bitch

@EndWokeness LMAOOOOO

FL resident melts down after new limits for EBT kicks in: "No sodas?? No ice cream?? What we gonna do!?"

WHAT A PASS MATT BOLDY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

@onlydubsX Two things here: 1) props to him for not having children knowing that he’s hate his own offspring. 2) he’s partially correct, the world doesn’t need HIS children. One Seth Rogen is already too much.

Seth Rogen says the best decision he’s made is not having children, adding it’s a big reason for his success and that it lets him do things most parents can’t, saying he’s been around plenty of kids and knows it’s not for him 🤔👀 "This world doesn't need more children."

If you’re a dad with young kids and you’re healthy and fit. And you’ve got a steady job/career and a roof over your head. And a great wife. Please recognize this: you are living the dream life. The “good old days” are literally happening to you right now.

When all the childfree by choice millennials become old they will be a million times worse than the boomers. Imagine a hoard of shitlib, busybody seniors who never had the stress induced maturation of parenthood.

@hashjenni Because Kamala and Hillary have never been the President

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

@DallasStars @AACenter @victoryplustv @dfwticket @fliff Ready for game two. LET GO WILD!

Respond. 🆚 Minnesota Wild | Round 1 | Game 2 ⏰ 8:30pm CT 📍 @AACenter 📺 ESPN, @victoryplustv 📲 victoryplus.com/player/2026Dal… 📻 @dfwticket @fliff | #TexasHockey

Gave the ball to his sister with zero hesitation 🥹

@ChaosJardin You could’ve ended this question at “what’s the deal with people filming?”

Ok, what is the deal with people (almost always women) insisting on eating while they're filming a video. It is both obnoxious and gross on multiple levels. Is there a demand for listening slack-jawed sows in stereo?

@realCarola2Hope They are in fact, in every possible way, not the original Christians lol.

Before denominations, there was the Catholic Church. Like it or not, Catholics are the original Christians.

@Messinadress1 You assume that people aren’t smart enough to educate their own children because most people are a product of the public school system educated by career teacher like yourself

👏👏 DALLAS 👏 STARS

@KimJongBettman Dallas tonight:

Stars fans emptying the arena with 12 minutes left in the game