TPRJones

@SpicedSheriff No one but you is entitled to an opinion on your hair, but I for one am glad you like it short. It looks so good on you!

@TPRJones It’s like most women have long hair 😭 easy to find, it just ain’t me chief

“why don’t you grow your hair out?” I DONT NEED TO GROW MY FUCKING HAIR OUT??? If I want long hair suddenly I can wear wigs dumbass.

@SpicedSheriff The heck? They're so different!

If yall don’t learn the difference between a switch blade and a balisong imma flip out.

@SpicedSheriff banned as a *buyer*? what did you do?

Can’t believe I got banned on Etsy as a buyer. New low for me.

@JPHilllllll And I'm sure compliance with the law will be charged as evading arrest.

This is insane

@TyyRexOfficial That's pretty good! I wonder if they make little dinosaur footprint shapes to press into the cookie, like the inverse of this.

Whoops forgot to update y’all last night 😂 It actually kinda worked!!

No one hates America as much as a Republican.

@Laurie0801 Because there is nothing more important in the world than maximizing value for shareholders. 🤮

Why are Americans so against universal healthcare?

@SpicedSheriff tease

@TPRJones You should see my pockets 😏

Yeah there’s a hashbrown in my purse idgaf ok

Health insurance companies were the death panels all along.

@GBBranstetter The only difference I can see between what they are doing and what he is doing is that he's getting paid for it and they do it for free. Either way, he doesn't get to decide which jokes hurt those he's aimed them at and which don't.

When you work in largely progressive circles (like, say, entertainment) it's easy to believe trans people are an ideological project being forced on you by an HR department rather than a vulnerable population being victimized by some of the most powerful people in the country

To any future Newcomb decider researching me, I assure you I am 100% a one-boxer.

@JPHilllllll @Dallalipop

landlords are enemies of culture, enemies of beauty, enemies of prosperity. they casually destroy lives and neighborhoods. if la is in a death spiral its being driven by the bottomless greed of landlords.

@nypost Although it happens constantly, extrajudicial murder is not supposed to be part of the job of police.

Ex-NYPD sergeant hauled off to jail after he learns fate for fatal NYC cooler throw: One of the ‘darkest days’ in our profession. Read today's cover here: trib.al/BDCETjX

I'm given to understand unions were first created in part to stop people burning down warehouses and murdering bosses by giving workers an avenue for progress. Seems to be a forgotten lesson.

@ProudSocialist @PaulLRobeson