Jimmy Humphrey (Jimmy’s Table Podcast)

My latest podcast: I believe the world is changing. And the world I grew up in from the 1980’s isn’t going to be the world I die in. The global “world order” is being shaken. How are we to navigate all these changes? jimmystable.com/from-beasts-to…

These UFO videos released by the Trump administration are really boring and unimpressive so far. Especially considering the hype.

Even if there are aliens living in our vast universe, the astronomical odds that any of them have visited Earth is almost nil. There are trillions upon trillions of planets in the universe. The odds they picked us to visit out of all those planets is simply absurd to think about.

@Ameen_HGA Honestly, part of me would be like… maybe the Mormons are a little right?! 😂

If Aliens exist it would cause ZERO problems for The Bible whatsoever. Why do folks think that their existence could throw The Bible and the truths of Jesus Christ and The Gospel into question? Do folks think they wouldn’t fall under the dominion of God and his power?

BREAKING: The US and Iran are reportedly close to a deal of sorts. Tell me what it sounds like to you… Core terms under discussion reportedly include: Iran: Pause uranium enrichment, commit to no nuclear weapons development, accept expanded U.N. inspections, and limit activity at underground nuclear facilities. United States: Ease select sanctions and release portions of frozen Iranian assets. Both sides: Reduce restrictions and military pressure around the Strait of Hormuz. Yep. Obama’s Iran deal. The JCPOA.

This is literally the funniest moment in the history of American foreign policy.

@bradenpace I had a coworker who went to see… and paid for, the Last Jedi, FIVE times, in spite of his hate of the movie.

@bradenpace The thing is, no matter what they replace it with, Star Wars fans will hate it. Hating Star Wars is the national pastime of a lot of Star Wars fans.

The only people who would be genuinely upset about this would be the sequel series actors. I dare say even those who liked the sequel trilogy wouldn’t care.

@lagerandgospel2 Yup. Sadly though, it happens

@TableJimmys It’s a terrible way to view the employee in a terrible return on investment

I work in niche world of work in Research. Remote jobs are the norm. It helps employers recruit experienced folks outside of geographic area. I've seen 2 jobs open this year that required employees to pay out of pocket for quarterly/yearly travel to work meetings onsite. NO

@lagerandgospel2 Some companies just need warm bodies

@TableJimmys That's the best part! The pay is pretty low to median. They are asking for the least able candidates to get this job.

@lagerandgospel2 Wow. Unless the pay is extremely high, any employer requiring this is not only ridiculous, but are likely only going to attract desperate candidates.

"You are required to come to the office twice a year. You are required to pay for it out of pocket" Let me assure you that the work we do is stressful and underpaid, and this sends a real clear message: "we don't value you"

@lagerandgospel2 The best. Number 1

@TableJimmys Such a blessing to receive such service

I’d like to give a personal thank you to my county for raising my property tax assessment on my house $100,000 since last year. I look forward to paying even more taxes

Straight out of 1984: Declare an indefinite ceasefire. Claim hostilities are “terminated.” Tell Congress: War Powers Resolution clock resets. Maintain a military blockade, which is an act of war. Launch further hostilities at any time. Fight for another 60 days. (Repeat.)

“Social media has made you too comfortable disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” ~Mike Tyson #quoteoftheday

I miss getting free trial CD’s in the mail for America Online. Don’t you?

Why would Iran want to make a nuclear deal with the guy who tore up the last nuclear deal Iran had with the United States?

I wonder how the would be Trump assassin from the White House Correspondents Dinner managed to not get killed after opening fire at a Secret Service agent?

I decided to use a bunch of fresh strawberries to make some homemade strawberry ice cream today…

“Prayer changes people more than opinions.” ~Chris Payne

Prayers for the safety of the President. Folks really need to stop trying to kill him! It’s just crazy what folks are doing!