Lionel Messi

#YouKnowItsRealWhen your parents finally stop making jokes about your sexuality...

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Ramires is #DENCH #Leaveityeah

Ramires is just #DENCH #Leaveityeah

Well Done #CFC #10men #DENCH

Don't understand why people are hating on John Terry he's a human being - prone to mistakes from time to time...

#ImHappyWhen @FCBarcelona destroys #CFC tonight...

#SongsThatGiveYouGoosebumps Boyfriend by @justinbieber

#10thingsihateaboutyou I hate how there are more than ten things I hate about you.... #DENCH

#TheVoiceUK so much raw talent ;)

#MUFC Shocking result 3-1 up to 4-4 at this point in the season...

#LiesGirlsTellForAttention I'm still a virgin.....

#MenIWantToCoverInChocolate @CeeLoGreen

#10FactsAboutMe I'm the best football player in the world (after Neymar) according to Pele...

Tough luck tonite, couldn't help #Madrid's filthy tactics...

#YouNotUglyBut your mum aint half bad

#BestBreakUpExcuses They're going to deport me in a few hours... #LOL

#IfICouldIWould slap mans face with the microphone lead... #TEMPZ

#WorstBreakUpExcuses I just realised Tulisa gives better head than you...

#Worstbreakupexcuses I just realised Tulisa gives better head than you...