TerrenceTheCat

Ha Courtois! Twat

@cliveoconnell @LDNOverground 😁

@cliveoconnell @LDNOverground Good for you! Hope he had the decency to look embarrassed

@cliveoconnell @LDNOverground You’re an idiot

@NerdAboutTown your skin always looks fantastic - I know we all have different skin but out of interest what do you use

Done me like a kipper

@GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100 @CharlotteHawkns @dannilevyfit Make sure she the wotsit coloured twat doesn’t stand too close to a naked flame

@piersmorgan @susannareid100 @CharlotteHawkns ‘The more we fat-shame, the more people will keep their mouths shut and stop overeating’ - @dannilevyfit Can fat-shaming help cure obesity? @piersmorgan | @susannareid100 | #GMB

James Corden has slammed a US TV presenter who claimed humiliating obese people helps them lose weight. Is fat-shaming an effective treatment or just bullying? @piersmorgan | @susannareid100 | @CharlotteHawkns | #GMB

@gillybee66 GORGEOUS isn’t he?

Latest most annoying saying on Twitter? “I was today years old when I realised.....”

@Ziggy1956 Yum- lots of bread for dipping?

@Ziggy1956 Clever bastards

@Cfcaway @Ziggy1956 I keeeel you

@Ziggy1956 Oooh - can’t wait

@Ziggy1956 I record it as I don’t get home in time

@NiceGuyKenny Remember to feed them loads of E numbers when you visit and leave in the middle of their tartrazine frenzy.

@TerrenceTheCat It’s gonna be great!

Imagine having me as a Godfather. Those kids have had a result!

Masculinity isn’t toxic. It’s beautiful. Dads matter. ❤️

‘Official Lyrics’

@MarkMcC1905 Yeh - but she comes good

@TerrenceTheCat Amazing except Rita’s mum she’s a bitch

I 💙 Sister Act No - YOU fuck off!