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@susanneccooper Oh wow! 💛

Did you know that bees sleep between 5-8 hours a day, sometimes in flowers? Also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each other’s feet. (📸: Joe Neely)

@HighwaysSurrey @wokingcouncil When can expect the craters in the road to be repaired? They are a danger with drivers swerving into the oncoming lanes to avoid hitting them

🚦 Woking Highways Bulletin 📆 W/C 17th Apr 2023 #Woking #Horsell #Knaphill #Sheerwater #WestByfleet #Maybury

@Wokingjuniors Please see Woking juniors is cancelled today

Todays junior parkrun is cancelled

Word of the day, at this point every year, has to be ‘scurryfunging’ (19th century US dialect): the frantic tidying up/attempt to achieve a semblance of order that takes place just before guests arrive.

@grazedotcom Order placed 23rd Nov and still no product 😠 was supposed to deliver 30th Nov. When can I expect my order? I know there are postal strikes but a week between order and despatch for product in stock is a long time.

hey stop messing with our displays

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

@normal_danny 🤬

@parkrunUK @DeLonghiUK Touch of a button… you can make a quick getaway when you’re running late for #parkrun

Our coffee partners @DeLonghiUK are going to give one lucky parkrunner a brand new bean to cup coffee machine... Comment below whether you like your coffee at the touch of a button (the left image), or want to get really involved in the process (the right image). 🌳#loveparkrun

You’ve gotta love the fact someone’s taken the time to do this

Pls share. Thurs 31 Mar is energy #MeterReadingDay So firms can't assign some of your current usage to April when rates are c54% higher - Not smart meter? Send a reading (later in the day the better) - Smart or prepay meter? Just take a meter pic for safety (in case of dispute)

@Lizzle_B @SamsungUK Hmmm I’ve had the same thing and blamed the cat for stepping on the remote or the child for watching tv when they were supposed to be sleeping. C’mom @SamsungUK what’s up with our TVs?

Came home to my telly on! I had not been watching my TV before I left! @SamsungUK update? Not cool guys, not cool. Have had to check under my bed and call a friend!!!

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An uplifting thread about a morning commute by train into Cape Town...

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Daughter just sent me this. Not sure who is responsible, but well done.

@Wokingjuniors Good Luck tomorrow. We’re all behind you.

We're delighted to welcome Richard and Victoria to our team. We know that they are going to make brilliant Run Directors! We all wish you the best of luck for tomorrow!

@Lizzle_B Nope

Whole life sentence, do we feel better though?