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A new name for the list. A young scientist named Joshua, working on the nuclear propulsion technology we'd need to reach Mars, just turned up dead in a Tesla crash after his car drove two hours by itself on rural Missouri-style backroads. Body burnt beyond recognition. This is not normal.

@GianmarcoSoresi "Comedy is legal agai- NO MAKING FUN OF TRUMP!!!!!"

The part that’s most fascinating to me is the SPEED with which the “jokes are jokes” folks turned into this

Wait a minute... Are you telling me that every time I was asked to "86" someone from the bar, I was supposed to kill them instead of telling them they had to leave? Damn, talk about wasted opportunities.

They’re charging James Comey for posting “8647” on his Instagram, saying it’s a threat. Do you know how stupid this is? I worked in food service. When we “86’d” someone, that meant “throw them out.” Not KILL the customer.

Not sure who needs to hear this, but Hitler's Führerbunker began as a ballroom extension too.

Silicon Valley was really so ahead of their time

working as intended

I’ve never met a right wing man who wasn’t desperately, perversely submissive. Desperate to obey, desperate to conform, desperate to please a man they considered superior to them, desperate to have their thoughts and views told to them by another guy.

"We gotta show these pedophile cannibalistic billionaires who the fuck's in charge." General Strike, May 1st, 2026. Most Americans agree that this administration sucks, but are they uncomfortable enough yet?

Oil paintings by Paolo Girardi

If there's one thing I've learned from the events of the past few days, it's this... Every single teacher in this country needs a ballroom, as soon as possible. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

🚨BREAKING: Apple just dropped a paper proving the smartest "reasoning" AI models on Earth don't actually reason. They collapse to 0% accuracy on a puzzle a 7-year-old can solve. The way they proved it is brutal.

Kane Parsons has revealed that Blender played an integral part in developing the ‘BACKROOMS’ movie. • Concept art was developed entirely in Blender • Blender was used to make set designs before they were brought to life physically

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

So you’re telling me there was a random X account December 21, 2023 - account gets created - handle: HenryMa79561893 only tweet ever “Cole Allen” profile details - Pepe avatar - wearing a suit - holding a glass of wine very specific aesthetic banner “TIME MACHINE” linked visual tied to timemachineeu - EU-funded project - focused on 3D cultural digitization nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough account goes silent, completely abandoned fast forward April 25, 2026 - White House Correspondents’ Dinner - Washington Hilton incident - armed suspect breaches event - opens fire inside high-security venue identity revealed - Cole Thomas Allen - 31 years old - from Torrance, California same exact name tweet resurfaces immediately timing tweet made years before attack - still visible more details start connecting Cole Allen profile - Caltech graduate - mechanical engineering - master’s in computer science (2025) - NASA JPL intern (2014) - worked on planetary modeling same year - NASA publishes technical paper “Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation” lead author - Henry Martinez - Lockheed Martin engineer now the overlap - X account name: HenryMa… - NASA author: Henry Martinez - Allen: NASA intern same year and that one line still sitting there posted years before everything “Cole Allen”

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

… why does the “target list” exclude Kash Patel and call him “Mr Patel”? Why did the shooter know Kash would even be there when the FBI director doesn’t normally attend this event…

The identity of this guy was released VERY quickly…. We found out much sooner than we usually do.