Kat Arnsby

Whatever is in my bio this is my actual bio.

I'm not getting grumpier. It's that everybody else is getting more annoying.

@ArnsbyMike I miss you x ♥️ happy birthday

Just to say I’m still spitting in stage 4 cancers eye and will keep up the good fight.

@Karl_Parrish Work laptop, and I am too much of a dipshit for linux. I need all the windows UI, I can't even cope with a mac.

@TheBaffer 😂 I'm sticking to Linux OS, Microsoft can go somewhere else. Feels like a win for me 😆

It always on a Friday when you wake up hoping to finish early the soft cunts over at microsoft are all like NO BITCH CANCEL YOUR DRINKING SESSION WITH A GERMAN THIS IS MORE FUN WE HATE YOU AT MICROSOFT WE PERSONALLY HATE YOU KAT ARNSBY WE HOPE YOUR WHOLE WEEKEND IS RUINED YOU PIE

@flypie Don'f fuckin rile me up, Bradley, I swear I'm will go nuclear. The first update failed and still I wait.

@TheBaffer Perhaps you should make sure the piece of string your broadband is on is tight enough.

@erski_gal WHY ALWAYS FRIDAY THO SERIOUSLY? OS update failed... twice... 😭😭😭😭

@TheBaffer Where's the ROFLOl button for Kat computer rage? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Any security officer, of either sex or gender, who attempts to "tranvestigate" me when I'm trying to have a mid-shop shit better be ready for a fighty sort of a day.

A bottle of wine a day keeps the pension versus inflation worries at bay.

@NedFlippers love you too, Ned ❤️

Unpopular opinion: If you love someone, tell them. Over and fuckin over again.

@TRUMPISBETTER2 @tycoonfunded @dangjeldum @timberners_lee Could you be more obviously a spambot acc jesus christ elmo really ruined twitter

@tycoonfunded This time I will @dangjeldum @TheBaffer @timberners_lee Done or regret 👍

3 x $25k Platform 5 Challenge Giveaway to celebrate it coming tomorrow! 💚 1️⃣ Follow @tycoonfunded 2️⃣ Like, repost, and tag 3 friends 3️⃣ Engage with quoted post Winners in 24h after Platform 5 Launch!

There is a small chance I am paying for voice calls I don't need.

@textosmoontw Actually cannot believe that White House exchange is real life. You couldn't write a scene like that for a TV show because it would be considered unrealistic.

@TheBaffer This whole thing is like a weird fever dream.

Remember, when a bully says you are being "disrespectful" or "rude", it's because they believe you should submit to them automatically because they are bigger. Europeans have never, and will never, quietly submit to international bullies. Yes, we'll die for that principle. 🇺🇦

Haaaaaa this is hilarious!!! Wait... what? Shit. (as stated by WorldBank report "Women, Business and the Law" - 2023)

@Ryanair what Ryanair passengers get for €19.99

what passengers expect for €19.99

Incredible how fast "f**k your feelings" has become "what about my feelings?". Sorry, MAGA, I broke my woke as you demanded so I no longer have any care for anyone worse off than me. I'm okay, so why should I care about your struggles? This is what YOU taught me. Thanks.

@NedFlippers 🤣🤣 cunt. gonna send you dick pics on whassap now

Most people who get stood up for lunch dates go home. Not me.