The Emerald Alien

Oh hai little wormie, mind if I sit on you?

i think the most frustrating thing about generative ai is that there is *genuinely* no need for it to exist at ALL. if you were too lazy to write an essay/email, you would just copy from templates online. if you didn't have any drawing skills, you would photobash images together.

Reminder for women: if you're on a date with a man who thinks he has bought sex by picking up the check, remind him that the going rate for dinner and an evening with a sex worker is $300+ an hour, since he's being so transactional about it.

@Teh_Jkr @byowife @lanabeesfw I sleep on my back a lot because i need extra lumbar support with a lil roll pillow. It was a little process but you can train ya body not to mouth breathe while sleeping on your back (providing ya don't got the apnea or hella congestion 😅).

@byowife @lanabeesfw But… breathing :/

Are yall really SLEEPING in sheet masks???? How??? How can you sleep with something cold and wet laying on your face? Doesnt it get covered in like lint and hair and stuff??? Wouldnt it come off in the night and be a sticky wet linty blob in your sheets in the morning???

The USDA has kept raccoon rabies out of the central United States for over 30 years by air-dropping fish-flavored ravioli from helicopters. Each one is a small packet coated in fishmeal with an oral rabies vaccine inside. Raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks find them by smell, bite through, and swallow. Many animals that consume the bait develop immunity, helping build a protective barrier across populations. The bait is generally considered safe for pets and tested in many non-target species. The USDA's Wildlife Services has been running this since 1995. Without the bait program, raccoon rabies very likely would have spread much further west. A federal program you've probably never heard of is protecting your pets and your kids by feeding wild animals ravioli from a helicopter.

@OrevaZSN they did this to everything even our clothes like @donkaka was talking about...these companies are trying to keep us down

Jobs are disappearing. The economy is collapsing. Capitalism is becoming more ruthless. AI is disrupting everything. Poverty is rising. Work life is becoming relentless. There is no housing. Everything is unaffordable. Authenticity is fading. What is left to live for?

@winsiebites I wanna fuck in the woods so bad but bruh ticks are horrendous this year and i am but a chicken. 😭😭😭

quickie in the woods ;) ⛺️

@NikkiJane13013 @iamsadnhorny Huh, so do you support your lower back or the toy itself to get the right angle for fornix insertion? I'm trying to learn. 🥹

@iamsadnhorny I classify tentacles as a different category! A teeny tip of a tentacle is way different than something like XL Chance Flared. I’ve taken almost 19 inches of my medium Eden and I’m sure the first 5ish inches folded up!

This is probably the best argument I can currently present to the "it folds" people! EYES ON MY DEMONSTRAITCH I hope this helps to better visualize exactly what's going on when we use these big ole' bois @bad_dragon @FuckYeahMachine

Payment processor should NOT have the power to regulate and censor fiction, but you guys were OKEIDOKI with them doing it to sex workers + the porn industry aaand now many of you are wondering why your spaces and hobbies are now being compromised. Use your brains. Use them!

@VALERiCAx @Rosie__Galaxy Are the "scratches" over your eye scarification or just white ink tattoos? 💚

@Rosie__Galaxy Right because “barely recognizable” is crazy!!! When This is literally what I looked like before I ever stepped foot on a porn set lol

when u ball up in the club, do hoes show u love?

I want to help foster an online SW economy where all power is held collectively by the workers No more exploitative middle men No studios, no agencies, no awards shows, no agents

I wanted to take the time to bring something up that is extremely important to me and performers in this industry and that’s AI. A few weeks ago I was supposed to participate in a scene but got curious about the contents of the contract. Not to my surprise it was chock- full of AI! I asked to make an amendment as I won’t sign anything with AI in it and the company declined my request. Needless to say I didn’t do the scene. Moral of the story: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CONTRACTS! READ THEM CAREFULLY! As performers we must be proactive about this or we will be replaced!

one thing I learned very quickly in the D/s space: a lot of men are obsessed with the aesthetic of submission. almost any man will gladly submit when he's horny. that's not being submissive.. that's temporary cooperation. real submissives want: - structure - consistency - accountability - guidance beyond sexual moments those are two very different people.

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

I need more people to know that HSV-1 and 2 are NOT porn industry-standard tests. This is because 1) the majority of adults on earth have one of these, 2) they are not deadly or even particularly debilitating for most people, and, most importantly, 3) blood tests are NOT RELIABLE!!!!! The only reliable test is a SWAB on ACTIVE ULCERS. Most people NEVER have an outbreak and therefore can NEVER be accurately tested. Want to make porn? Want to have a lot of casual sex? Be diligent with barriers or accept the reality that you will be routinely exposed to HSV - and consider that the stigma is actually so much more harmful than the infection itself.

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

People think collapse looks like explosions and chaos. Nope. That's in the movies. Reality is different. It looks like a nurse and a manufacturing tech who can't afford rent together. It looks like a veteran using a bucket for a bathroom. It looks like a college graduate delivering food for an app. It looks like a 60 year old starting over as a server after 19 years at one company. It looks like right now. It's already here. Most people just don't have a word for what they are living through.

Yes they do. They viscerally, deeply realize it. In fact, since their wages are still the same as when these prices existed, they realize it better than older people.

That bucket holds maybe 100 hatchlings. The math says one of them will reach adulthood. Maybe none. Sea turtle survival runs roughly 1 in 1,000. A single female lays 50 to 200 eggs per nest across multiple sessions per season. The species compensates for near-total offspring mortality by flooding the odds. Every adult turtle alive exists because a thousand of its siblings didn't. The crawl from nest to surf is a predation gauntlet. Ghost crabs, seabirds, raccoons, fish at the waterline. About 8% of hatchlings die before they touch water. The ones that make it enter what marine biologists call "the lost years," a stretch of 1 to 10 years drifting in open ocean that researchers still can't fully track. Those hatchlings imprinted on the magnetic signature of this exact beach while still inside the egg. Earth's magnetic field varies across the globe, and each coastal stretch carries a unique geomagnetic fingerprint. The turtle's brain records it during incubation. Twenty to thirty years from now, whichever one survives will navigate thousands of miles of open ocean and crawl back onto this exact beach to lay her own eggs. A 2015 study in Current Biology tracked 19 years of loggerhead nesting in Florida and found that nesting density shifted along the coast in lockstep with subtle changes in Earth's magnetic field. The turtles weren't returning to a location. They were returning to a magnetic coordinate. That bucket holds a navigation system more precise than GPS, encoded in animals that weigh about as much as a AA battery, with a species survival rate that rounds to zero. The woman pouring them onto the sand is the only reason the math works at all.