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Everywhere Entrou em Ocak 2015
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The current Police are so funny, they’re literally looking at their future 😂
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“You cannot d£al with anybody, we’re f!ghting for our rights and you’re saying you’ll d£al with us, you cannot intim!date us” - Retired Police officers vs current Police officers as they protest for their pension👮♀️ Who go settle this matter like this ?😭💔
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“You cannot d£al with anybody, we’re f!ghting for our rights and you’re saying you’ll d£al with us, you cannot intim!date us”
- Retired Police officers vs current Police officers as they protest for their pension👮♀️
Who go settle this matter like this ?😭💔
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Tinubu is trying to buy the goodwill of Nigerians.
A man whose obsession with IGR and taxes is well established reducing tariffs is a man who has seen that the influence that he thought he had is make believe and he's running back to the same people his government has neglected and made suffer with his austere policies.
A resounding "No" should be our collective answer.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
JUST IN: President Bola Tinubu’s administration has approved a massive reduction in import duties of selected products in order to further reduce inflation, empower local businesses and increase affordability for consumers.
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I was crying on a danfo in Lagos.
Not loud. Just the kind that leaks when you're too tired to stop it. Bad news from home. I was staring out the window so nobody would see.
The woman beside me didn't say anything. Just quietly put a small pack of biscuits in my hand.
Kingsway biscuits. The ones from childhood. I looked at her. She faced forward. Like she hadn't done anything.
But she had done everything.
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
Be kind when you can. It is good for humanity.
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Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Country — Managed remotely.
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
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Updated Twitter list;
Tony stark - Iron condemn
Night king - Tinubu
White walkers - Police
Holy waters - Cum
Umbrella Academy - Jehovah witness
Tax Collectors - Loan App
Dothraki horse - Bikeman
Doctor strange - Native Doctor
Abattoir - Pen!s
Physiotherapist - OS
Sim 1 - P*ssy
Cutting machine - Mouth
Cartilage Stick - Preeq
Ss3 Boys - Police/EFCC
Model - Ashawo
Hair Surgeon - Barber
Traditional Pope - Babalawo
School portal - Porn site.
Night king - Tinubu
Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt
Vibranium - Metal scrap
Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
Casterly Rock - Lekki
Underground juice - Fuel
Online Church program - Chudai
Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy
Underground juice - Petrol
White snow ball - Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday - Charging vendor
Monkey D Luffy - Cultists
Ugu dealer - Weed dealer
Spice merchant from winterfell - Pepper seller
Umbrella Academy - Jehovah witness
German juice - Sperm
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In most cases, when a husband and his lovely wife live to mostly old age.
If the wife dies before him, he may not live more than 5 years after her death.
But we have seen widows that live far more than 20 years after the death of their husbands.
Women don't love men.
End.
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DON’T TELL CLAUDE “MAKE A PRESENTATION FOR ME.”
Bad prompt = bad slides.
Copy these 7 prompts to build decks that actually land:
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CLAUDE CAN HELP YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS.
Use it correctly.
SAVE THIS.
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My wife's family calls themselves everyday! I mean everyday. Brother calling sister, mum and dad speaking to everyone every single day.
My own family na Giran! If there's no cause then there's no point. We only call each other when it's necessary.
When we got married, she was like you've not spoken to my parents this month - hehehehe 😂 I said what's the occasion? She was are you not supposed to call to greet?
I said I've not greeted my dad in 3 months
Now she calls and hands me the phone, I greet them well and return the phone. Everyone knows we are from different backgrounds but the love they have for & me for them is everlasting.
Anytime I am around them na balling from dawn to dusk but that call to greet, e hard me baje baje.
So my sister, call them and hand your good husband the phone he will greet them well.
Ayo@mariolexxx
Pls how do you handle a husband Who Finds it difficult to Call & Greet My Parents even during Festive Seasons. We've been Married for 6yrs with 3Kids.
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Let me put it in perspective: If he earns 200k/month and you take out 70k, what is left of his salary is 130k.
Let’s say he spends 3k on food daily (almost impossible), 3,000 x 30 =90,000
130,000-90000 =40,000.
10k for data and he’s left with 30k.
Now tell me how one can save their rent, pay other utility bills, send money home and save from a salary like this?
Mind you, this is me assuming he earns 200k/month. On top of this he’ll come back home and meet darkness because no electricity.
We are not angry enough. They are stealing our future from us before our very eyes. This is not life we are living.
Linda Ikeji Blog@lindaikeji
Young Lagosian shows the different buses he takes to work and how much each one costs. When added together, his transport fare comes to almost ₦70,000 every month.
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