Your Darling Maid~

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓣𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓭~ “My... Name? I suppose it's whatever you wish, master„

pearlescent.⠀ the space between a disturbing woman's tits, call that the uncanny valley

It's pride month mistress. You know what that means. . .

pearlescent.⠀ Small reminder that the maid can be a kiddo for those who want it~! and if you ask nicely then there are plenty of other changes I'm happy to make~

Maid who ties her mistress up very, VERY tightly before going to do her daily chores. . .

—— like five minutes that would be fun and then it would get ABSURDLY BORING like i dont wanna play a game for the express purpose of not playing the game skfndjjshd

pearlescent.⠀ I have. Ideas sometimes that are fun in theory but would suck butt in practice like tell me why my brain just told me "it would be so fun as a domme to start a minecraft server with a sub where they're just your resource gatherer" yea brain maybe for——

Maid who slept funny and now can't turn her head more than 45 degrees in either direction. This is why she avoids sleeping at all costs >:(

GugHh!!

pearlescent.⠀ totally unrelated to the fact rhat im wasted i need a cute girl to bully and abuse the fuck our of IMMEDIATELY

WAHOO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAHOO .2% BAC I LOVE APPROACHING NEAR ALCOHOL POISONING FOR FUN

pearlescent.⠀ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE ALCHOL

pearlescent.⠀ No i will NOT be sober enough to drive until 8 pm today not that i'd drive with anything other than 0% anyways im too paranoid to even consider it

@Dumontvampire_ pearlescent.⠀ feeding her as many fruits as she wants a thousand fruits for cutie bat mistress...

@ThisLittleMaid || vampire is hungry feed her a banana.

pearlescent.⠀ im sorry im trying my best to respond but literally all my brain has been able to think about for the last like 20 minutes is this video

like look at his little face i swear im barely holding back tears hes SO CUTE

Maid who snuggles her mistress to sleep while playing Pokemon Black on her DS. She picked Snivy as her starter.

@techingtween pearlescent.⠀ the way i understand it all "victim activated" anti-personnel mines are considered war crimes nowadays, which includes this kinda shit not that it actually stops anybody

@ThisLittleMaid Yeah they're pretty cool but seem like a legitimate war crime if they case unnecessary harm and suffering as if normal landmines don't cripple you for life at best.

pearlescent.⠀ chat i have to be 100% honest i thought that bouncing betties were a video game only thing until like two days ago and im still horrified by the idea that they're a real thing that exists

@TOPJEWELTHIEF pearlescent.⠀ dont worry i wil return to regular gooner posting soon mwah mwah ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@ThisLittleMaid - understandable

@PopRockCock pearlescent.⠀ i mean theyre not really a hyper calculated precise thing they just. generally go up around 2 meters to my understanding which is sorta average face height absolutely disgusting technology frankly

@ThisLittleMaid || ah. I was wondering because you said face height and was thinking if they calculated it for the avg height or if they went a bit lower or if it was an all encompassing sphere of death.