Erin

Man, I wish I could still say 'zomg' in public conversations.

I dream of a world where I could pull off a cap. Alas.

What goes around comes around in the end. Social maths isn't rocket science

Lame day

@danisnotonfire I am now 98% cake. THANKS D-SLICE

Getting a tattoo in 2 days lol, fully forgot for a min

Just did a shot of tequila/Tabasco and 20 minutes later my saliva still tastes of recycled regret

If angels have fingers they will be made out of sweet potato fries

I've still only ever seen one scene from the wolf of Wall Street and for all I know the soundtrack is just entirely meshuggah

Was about to tweet about R Kelly's new banger but next to me I can hear @Tom_FHE's phone typing away so I'll let him take this one x

I just found out the 'acre of the moon' I got on my 11th birthday isn't legally binding! I FEEL SO CHEATED 🌚

Lamest mood. Would eat to cheer me up but I'm still full. Crycry

Another year of crippling misery and sincere denial as I laugh at my own fart jokes and cry as I eat pizza

Need food. Need to not leave bed. Maybe eat some pillow?

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I may be a vegetarian, but in currently having a 21st birthday sausage fight with my bae… instagram.com/p/_5ofZJO53j/

@Lucaswoodland it's alright don't get too drunk ;) 😂😂

@Lucaswoodland happy birthday dude have a great day!!!

On the way back to London! Replacing hills and sheep with sirens and streetwise pigeons 🌳🐑➡️🚨🐦

When your legit the only person who's single on the bus...then everyone else are cuddling there partners :(