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It’s something so reinvigorating and pleasant about telling a woman no

We are literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

I wish I was a funny tweeter but my life too fucking calm these days

@DATSCORPIOBITCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Did some tunnel jews die when ny flooded?

once in a blue moon oh you mean TODAY!?

Idk about yall but I wipe my butt better when im on the toilet than in the shower

We gotta bring memes back and not reaction gifs/pics

@Shawn_Spradling This how my girl send me picks of her ball grippers fresh out the nail salon

Wemby holding a baseball hurts my brain

Jayz a wash kendrick

@stanwillmisss “Sumn wrong wit da pussy” - Thugger Thugger

Lenah The Plug and Adam22 reveal that actors on an 🌽 set don’t get paid if the guy doesn’t eja6ulate. “everyone on set doesn’t get paid. If a girl comes in and they shoot for two hours and the guy can’t finish, the girl gets nothing, especially if he can’t stay hard.”

@nexta_tv Zero survival instincts

A man traveled to Rabbit Island in Japan, and as soon as he stepped onto the ground, a crowd of animals appeared. The local rabbits immediately came over to sniff him.

My goal for the second half of the year is being an overwhelming unstoppable force

I think ima fix up my documentation site to be more like github so people have open source community for my platform

What u gone do for a bitcoin bitch

Im probably 12 working hours away from cracking this shit. I want to thank all my friends who didnt understand wtf I was doing but trusted in my genius

Diddy is a generational pervert. As in there’s a whole generation of people grooming everyone to be THAT type of freaky

I think everybody cockeyed in they twenties

@AceTheGop @NOTduffnobeer @Kfrmth3a @notFatboii @Finessaveli @Roquerubio317 @tokyojoe__ @20percenteronly Thats me 5 seconds in

Imagine if this was us lmfaooo @NOTduffnobeer @TuBeHonest @Kfrmth3a @notFatboii @Finessaveli @Roquerubio317 @tokyojoe__ @20percenteronly lolz

@AceTheGop You did the meat measurements in a professional lab?

Diddy dick not even small. He was just in a room with a mf with a long thick girthy vieny tree branch looking cock that made diddy shit look small.