Hairy Houdini

I am jaw-dropped honored that #atlantafx and whoever was involved behind the scenes, that includes you @donaldglover, would hold #AGoofyMovie in such esteem. Humbled. #goofy #animation #Disney #fx

.@paramountplus where is the Taylor Hawkins tribute livestream? You dicks.

KING RT @okcthunder: 👀

@Visiblystupid Stern seance?

@Visiblystupid leak me the lotto picks

when you're good at guitar they let you dress like this your whole life and that's what i want to do

Motorhead's tour rider in 2002, sounded like a quiet night!

Thunder fans when Lu Dort finally hits a shot #OKCvsHOU

harden when he sees Luguentz Dort check in #OKCvsHOU

@kaylive A customer came through who later tested positive. Staff are being tested before re-opening.

@KOCOZach Isn’t Lost Highway and Hi-Lo still close after they both had a positive case Monday? Maybe they cleaned them out but idk.

A growing number of businesses and restaurants in the OKC metro are taking it upon themselves to either close or rollback reopening because of COVID-19. Know of any others? Tweet them at me! Thread:

Gotta say, happy 75th birthday to Mr. Robert Clark Seger. Born in Detroit. 1945. Henry Ford Hospital. The undisputed King of Michigan. Such a special day, you guys.

When Shakira started playing her electric guitar #PepsiHalftime

SGA has the 148th triple-double in Thunder history. Russell Westbrook has 138 of those.

Grown. Man. TD. @OfficialTylan2 would not be denied 💪

Your Mom is gonna be playin around with Kali Masi AND Ben Quadinaros this Saturday night facebook.com/BlueNoteOKC/po…

Weird how Arby's sauce isn't really BBQ sauce. It's not steak sauce. It's just kinda...Arby's sauce. Zoned out for the last 3 hours of work thinkin' 'bout it. Mighta got too high at lunch. Or, just high enough? Work's pretty chill when you forget you're even there, you guys.

My son Chad is on his way over. So pumped. Put on some Van Halen REALLY LOUD so he knows I'm still the coolest guy in town. Got some cold ones chillin' in the cooler. Think he's like 14 or 17 now or something? Not really important. I don't love by numbers.

The Oklahoman requested via the Thunder a statement from Russell Westbrook about Nick Collison’s retirement. This is that statement (edited for content): “F****** LEGEND!!!”

This is one hell of an Old Navy commercial.