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April fools Day? In this economy?

I read 3 news headlines in a row and just accepted them before realizing all 3 were April fools jokes. Nothing surprises me anymore

@cnnbrk Stepping away is better than driving away! Progress!

Tiger Woods says he is stepping away for a "period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health" after his not guilty plea to a DUI charge. cnn.it/4topoAL

Congratulations to former Oiler, Evander Kane, who is set to play his 1,000th NHL game in Vegas tonight with the Canucks. What was your favourite memory of him during his time with Edmonton?!

What a question to be asked on a Monday morning

@CaptainCons Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid

@nypost Man we really running out of things to talk about on here

Kai Trump was miles away at Miami Open during Tiger Woods crash trib.al/cFVy170

@ABC Great drive, bad driver

JUST IN: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday afternoon, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said. abcnews.link/ldlFIOu

I am so tired of seeing Leonardo DiCaprio on this app

Ryan Nugent Hopkins

Hilary Duff might be the hottest woman alive

@GenePrincipe @billburr And he hit you with a great compliment in the end! Great wrap! Best in the biz

Lots of fun interviewing @billburr clipro.tv/player?publish…

Me at 8:49 on Monday

Nobody frolics anymore

@LeoDaVinciWave The only pearl necklace not made of pearls

Water droplets necklaces.

Just realized that people born in my graduating year are now legal drinking age and I am not ok

@SportsnetSpec Man do you even watch the games you get paid to watch and write about

McDavid trying to do it himself with Draisaitl out. Not working.

Do I have to get a Podkolzin jersey???

@king_jemison We miss Stuuuuuuuu

I asked Stuart Skinner how his two Stanley Cup Final runs with Edmonton shaped him and prepared him for what he's doing now. The Penguins goalie gave an incredibly thoughtful answer.

@king_jemison Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuu