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@StarlightShcwer ( he might really do it if he ever learns. but just once for the bit (and maybe if he gets so embarrassed he wants to die (again)) ) er - calendar?

lapsed again but different thought

@coagulateddream ( . ) ( behold sinclair, your first child. ) i-i think he needs more time before he's ready.

@V0GELL Heh-heh. 🌸 [Into his waiting arms is settled a potato. A very, very small potato— it resembled a dirty pebble more than something edible.] Behold!

I have conceived!

@coagulateddream w h a t . ( doesn't know what to do with his arms for a second before vaguely making an open cradle with them. )

@V0GELL [Already mid-family guy death pose. He springs right back to his feet upon hearing the affirmation.] Excellent! Most excellent!!! Would you like to hold the child...

@F1ST2FIST i-i'll be fine it'll work out later ( leaning on him ) when do we get started,

@V0GELL yeah . oh , you’re bleeding a lot . ( itching his head . guy who knows zero first aid )

@coagulateddream WWWHY. ( face in hands. ) okay ! i concede !

@V0GELL You wound my heart... 💔 I may very well keel over and die on the spot—! Pray humor this old man...

@F1ST2FIST ( oh fuck he's delirious there's no blood left in his head. his voice is squeaky. ) thhhat much ?

@V0GELL yeah ? it's whatever . it'll be fun . i'll play with you till you break , and then i go and game while you nap . rinse and repeat .

@coagulateddream N-no?! I mean think of it this way I really don't want the glory okay I'm a really humble person and UH UM Seeing you happy is reward enough for me YOUAREGOINGTOCAUSEMISUNDERSTANDINGS,

@V0GELL —? That cannot! Be! So! [Seizing the lapels of Sinclair's jacket and giving him a shake?!] The greater City must know of our brilliant little spuds!

@F1ST2FIST i don'tー hh. ... i-i just like doing thhat.

@V0GELL yeah , full insult . i just don't see myself submitting to you anyway .

@F1ST2FIST ( oh you mean the OTHER thought he keeps lapsing into okay ) YEah. Yes ? Of Course?

@V0GELL if you'd let me use your throat as a toy .

@F1ST2FIST o-on what?

@V0GELL depends .

@coagulateddream ?!!?!?? C-CAN YOU KEEP MY "CONTRIBUTION" SECRET I THINK I WANT TO STAY ANONYMOUS FOR THIS ONE, P L E A S E

@V0GELL 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

@coagulateddream ( POINTS TO HIMSELF? ) Wait what do you mean. What do you mean, Don Quixote.

@V0GELL Good! You must be very pleased, for 'tis a possibility... that would not exist without you, [pointing!] young Sinclair!

@F1ST2FIST ( pauses. ) ( you know what maybe he should've finished that very first thought he had: ) will you jerk me off.

@V0GELL yeah . i have been , literally and metaphorically .

@F1ST2FIST iー hh? have you been hidding on me d'is endire dime??

@V0GELL yeah . like , come on . you already know this though . ( guy with zero shame )

@F1ST2FIST ( ⁉️ ) ( stop making him blush there's ALREADY blood gushing from his face. ) i-i-i'm no'd...?!

@V0GELL yeah ? and you're that ... twinkish ? like , you've got a sign that says "pin me down i'm a bottom"

@F1ST2FIST n-no, i'm good. ( just dizzy. ) i-i live wi'd a drill shergeant, sho...

@V0GELL yeah . do you want my workout routine ? i've got a laundrylist of workouts that i spread out between my 18 hours of gaming .

@F1ST2FIST whuhー uh, shure...? ( shrugging off his coat, he's not taking off his shirt even though he's dripping so much red onto it. lifts arm, flexes it?? )

@V0GELL you know , you're really fragile . let's compare biceps , realll quick .