⚔️VanderForge⚔️

@KienYouNot I ought to consider contacting you in case I need something custom drawn and commissioned for my dungeons and dragons campaigns...

This is too much fun 10/10 would recommend trying tattooing.

BBQ sauuuuuuccceeeee... @CrankyJ

@KienYouNot Find a good show to binge in bed and get some hot food. Rest well.

Might have strep. Which means my ass is out for a few days.

@KienYouNot Anyone else hear the Riddlebox playing?

Just clowning around.

@KienYouNot I’d choke a bitch for sour patch worms

My cat is so funny. She won’t eat food with grain in it. But she’ll get mean over some sour worms 🤣🤣

@KienYouNot Yer home, go drunk

Me at work: intelligent and solves problems. Me at home: beese churger

@KienYouNot Looking lovely

@VanderForge Just how I feel today Vander. :)

Red means I love you.

@KienYouNot That’s not electrical tape, shes harkonnen

Like 🤣🤣

I got activated charcoal whitening strips. I look like I have electrical tape on my teeth 💀💀💀

@KienYouNot When I worked in Madison Wisconsin and had to take the inner city transit to get to work and back, I always had headphones for this reason. I never made eye contact and would get lost in tunes. People would try to talk to me and I’d cold ignore. Leave me the fuck alone lol

Wow do I fucking hate people talking to me while I’m trying to mind my own business in public.

@KienYouNot I read that as you painted with shit and are watching it dry. You welcome

@VanderForge Shit even Watching paint dry would probably be more productive 😂😂

Nah I did not sleep enough for customers to argue with me over 25¢ and still be wrong about it. Fuck out of here.

@KienYouNot Hunting for Pokémon statues would have been a far more productive day then dealing with some fuck stick Karen

@VanderForge I almost called in today 😭😭😭 I should have.

@KienYouNot I’m really sorry about puking on your shoes. I’m ok with being called a bitch

Guess what dumb bitch threw up on her shoes last night 😂😂

@CrankyJ Good. I’m fighting alliance making them salty af.

Hows your Sunday I’m fighting Megatron .

@KienYouNot I want one

I’m making a bunch of hats and scarves for my coworkers. I hope they like them 🥺🥺

@KienYouNot Tepig or riot

My collection grows 🩷 (I know espeon is missing an ear.)

@KienYouNot Flamethrowers are a helluva thing in a time of need

You know the whole you see a spider, look away and it’s gone? That just happened in the worst way possible. I’m at work putting bananas out. There was a spider. I went to look it up and looked back down. It’s gone. I’m now crying and throwing up.

@Ki11ersix @Gothalion @Merkabagaming Funny thing is I had the most fun on 3 for both franchises. Thousands of hours in D3 leaderboards, thousands of hours farming in BL3. It’s become a hobby to just spew shit for the sake of it. Fight because that person ain’t in one. It’s become easy to tune out. Real easy.

@Gothalion @Merkabagaming I still legitimately don’t get the hate for BL3. From a gameplay standpoint it’s clearly the best in the series. Story is whatever. It matters once and even it is fine. It’s not horrible, just drags on in places. BL4 can top that easily by just having a VERY good story

Borderlands should have just been left alone after the second one. There I said it.

@KienYouNot I read that as “Fixing the toilet because it has a floater” You welcome.

Apparently I can do everything but fix my toilet. Drywall? I gotchu. Painting? Yepp Car repairs? Yes. Fixing the toilet because it has no float? Absolutely not.