Vicky Richards

I've finally caved and made a website for all my writing! 🖊️😄 If you wish to discover more about any of my wordy endeavours, then this is the place: vickyrichards.co.uk (Formatting it took ages so I'm irrationally proud of the end result)

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show @DMsAreOpenBBC is BACK and you're going to write for it. Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 thecomedyloser.com/2022/05/12/dms… Go get a credit as a BBC writer! #writingcommunity #comedywriting @5tevieM

Chuffed to be a runner up in this competition! Congrats to all the winners, other runners up, and honorable mentions 👏 🥳

Big fan of the books so excited to see how this turns out!

Have managed to smash three glasses this week alone, so from now on I will be imbibing all beverages from a plastic sippy cup like a toddler

Very much enjoyed writing some material for this week's Dead Ringers! bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

Growing up I thought resisting peer pressure would be about saying no to drugs, but now it is refusing to get an air fryer

Really wanted to see Alice Lowe's Timestalker but it already seems to be out of cinemas - am I out of touch or do films really just disappear in a couple of weeks now? 😭

In response to alarmingly low levels of reading enjoyment in children, we are launching the Action! Prize 💥 We are calling for filmic and action-packed adventure stories, with three winners receiving a publishing contract. thebookseller.com/news/faber-and…

What do Plymouth Argyle fans sing at Christmas? A Wayne as a manager #GoldCrackers

@kirstofcomms Arguably too much - no one should spend this amount of time thinking of cracker jokes

What are private schools putting up for Christmas? A V.A.Tree #GoldCrackers

Why is the Netflix Christmas party in spring? They cancel everything after the first season #GoldCrackers

What are all the MPs who lost their seats this year getting for Christmas? A Deselection box #GoldCrackers

Why do Kate Middleton’s Christmas photos look a bit odd? She used Snowtoshop #GoldCrackers

Why is Santa unable to get down some people’s chimneys? Because Ed Davey is already trying to do it #GoldCrackers

What’s the difference between Santa’s sleigh and Ticketmaster? Only one of them crashes at their busiest time #GoldCrackers

What do you get when you cross the Chancellor of the Exchequer with a Christmas tree branch? Rachel Wreaths #GoldCrackers

What’s the difference between Santa’s sleigh and an ambulance? One is a mythical form of transport people believe will show up one day, and the other is pulled by reindeer. #GoldCrackers

Why did Santa struggle to deliver presents to the Bridgerton family? They weighed a Ton #GoldCrackers