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Volyth
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sırf tweetimiz tutmadı diye ha ben daha önce attım
Okeanix@Okeanix1
Today’s Turkish University Entrance Exam had a philosophy question that referenced Re:Zero: A library contains books about everyone who has ever existed, and a guy reads his own book to remember his past. It’s a question about determinism. I’ll share the question when it drops.
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They don't want you to know
Magnus Vigsø@MagnusVigso
They dont want you to know that you can get taller at any age:
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“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“
“Kill the endangered ponies."
"W-what?"
"Ban social media for everyone under 16."
"B-but sir!"
"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."
“S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.”
“Legalize incest.”
“SIR!”
“I quit.”
GB Politics@GBPolitcs
🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer is set to resign as Prime Minister
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şu ana kadar okuduğum en güzel tweet
mtzss6@mtzss25
@Volyth0 Irk denilen mevzunun ten renginden ibaret olduğunu gerizekalı, cahil bir orospuçocuğusun! Aptal herif! 🤦
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@medvedvykhodit Güldürdü ama orospu çocuğusunuz hepiniz
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
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"The tax numbers are final. 232% for Armenians and 156% for Greeks"
"Şükrü Bey may I ask, why the difference?"
"Greeks are a little less jewish"
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil
In more honest times, Faik Ökte admitted that the Varlık Vergisi was explicitly discriminatory. That tax also had an obvious "racist" element, in that it discriminated between ethnic Armenians and ethnic Greeks. Armenians were taxed at 232% versus "just" 156% for Greeks.
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