Will

@Scanlon__ Can I buy one of these??

While Johnson continues his run of stage managed events, @jeremycorbyn has been out looking intensely relaxed around ordinary people

no one: literally no one: arya: #GameOfThrones #GoT

The moment @Drake brought out @Jhus at his show in London tonight.

Why ASAP look like scooby doo when he was trying to sneak on the airplane to spooky island???

@sys_tomwalker The fuck is wrong with you

Theres a man in the fucking moon.

@joelchilds_ Isn't he meant to be with my dad

Go on Dad 🚲 🚲🚲#RideLondon

@hash_noordally @sarahmv_ @gracewpiercy These are the worst type of people

@sarahmv_ @gracewpiercy @WGamson

When a customer asks for a coffee so you’re like “just an americano?” And they look at you like ??????? As if you’re thick and are meant to assume that they want a skinny half shot soya cappuccino with chocolate fucking sprinkles

@joelchilds_ This sort of stuff makes me not miss you at all

It’s so nice having the time to read again

@AmeliaAttoe Thank youu xx

@gmhxxxxx Thank youu xx

@Lauren_Vicary @lily_thiessen Is this why you just laugh randomly

Trick or treat.

@eli_ellis1 @joelchilds_ Ahahahahah

@Meg_rosebarnard I try to lighten the mood

@Meg_rosebarnard Yeah, you'll just die at 34 tho

@J4cckkk THANK YOUU, JACK OF DIAMONDS MISSIN U TOOO

@Just_Some_Gir1 Too*