Bill Stapleton

@RonWaxman @RonFilipkowski Same here!

@RonFilipkowski Oh wow! I thought the video you posted earlier was of the bride and her father!

The bride and groom from the wedding at Mar-a-Lago this weekend.

@CesarAzpi @ChelseaFC ❤ Great to see you sitting up and smiling!

From the @ChelseaFC medical team, to teammates and opponents, to St Mary’s and Cleveland Hospital and all staff members and doctors: a massive thank you from the bottom of my heart. Now, time to recover and I will see you soon on the pitch! 💙

Hi everyone! Thank you all for your love and messages of support! My family and I would like to thank everyone who has been looking after me since yesterday’s incident…

@KariLake What's wrong with this picture. Please explain. Did you go off the pillow guy, or what?

@hmitchell They should have made the wheels triangular too.

Fact: the Tesla Cybertruck is one of the ugliest vehicles ever made

@Raymond_LLM "Hello. As you can see, I am a stupid fucking asshole. If your cappuchino decides to attack you, I am here to help."

@Michell33650674 The problem is bigger than this. Ask Tyre Nichols if fewer black men would be killed by the police if there were more black police.

Yeah. If more cops were women, would the disappearances of women be treated more seriously? If more doctors were women, would fewer women die of medical malpractice? If more legislators were women, would we have equality?

@EcoSexuality Ron tries to outdo Robin Williams, but does not have the stomach for it, and gives up after the boots. @LockUpCheeto (Thanks for the pic!)

Maybe we can workshop some insults for Trump to use, like Ronny Big Boots

@CheriJacobus Yes. It is essentially a mini convection oven, so will do a lot more than 'fry' stuff.

Should I get an air fryer?

@magelarocque @Michell33650674 And was somebody killed in the recent eathquake being tested, or their surviving family members?

@Michell33650674 "These things are sent to test us"

Everyday language that bothers me (atheist): "He comes from a good Christian family." "I'm so blessed." "God was with me that day." "Everything happens for a reason." "People need more Jesus in their lives." "He's a man of God." "God doesn't give you more than you can handle."

@Michell33650674 I did someone a good turn once, and someone commented, "That was a Christian thing to do." Of course, atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, etc. never do good turns for anyone!

@rmayemsinger He is a twat. That is sufficient reason.

@marceelias Okay. I googled it.

@marceelias How exactly do you do that?

@akbarjenkins @elonmusk What does this even mean?

You must eat my asshole out @elonmusk

@Mike_Pence What legislation was that, again?

I am going to fight the subpoena from Biden’s DOJ because it is unprecedented and it is unconstitutional. We have in the Constitution very clear immunity from being compelled into court for any official that is involved in the legislative process.

@amyvaz3 My mother had a piano. When I was eight, I went into hospital for TEN months, but she did not have to sell HER piano. I was in England with the ❤NHS❤! They even transported me home for a week at Christmas, then took me back to hospital to continue my treatment.

I was talking to another mom at a local tennis facility (our kids were in the same group class), and she was explaining that she used to play piano, but they sold the piano to cover the cost of a surgery that she needed. WE ARE A FAILED STATE.

So is Willis going to charge or not. Why the DAMNED footsies? Just charge the ahole.

@LockUpCheeto 'Top of the world, ma!'

@angelaretail He must think we are all totally stupid! A lot of his dedicated followers are, of course.

Cheato Von Tweeto has just exonerated himself, ya'll

@davidac35075727 I can't believe this. As a Londoner looking down at the track while waiting for trains when growing up, I know what track should look like. It should NOT look like this!

This is amazing. I’ve never seen railroad 🛤️ tracks that looked this ragged. A derailment is inevitable.