White Trash Jandana

People be all like "never change Jordana," and I'm all like... "I'm an evergreen idiot... I can't #BoomRoasted

Listening to the @SoundersFC game on the radio in the living room. @CamWeaver23 could trim my tree any day!! #DirtyTreeThoghts

If a tree falls in the forest... That tree was a punk as biotch and probably had it coming. Come at me brah

Got my Leprechaun hat today to get dressed for St. Patty's Day!! Gettin' greened up!!! #MyFirstStPattys!

My mom @JackieNation says I'm getting a St Pattys day outfit this week!!! #CheckOutMyCans #CanOrnamentsYouPervs!

@WhiteTrashTree I love ya!

Thanks new followers! I need empty beer cans to decorate me for St. Paddy's day... Drop them off in the @Click989 lobby #Blessed

@WhiteTrashTree @JackieNation oh good...I was hoping you'd stay up!! #1/6thofyeargone #upforthelonghaul

It's March and I'm still hangin out in @JackieNation's living room... Yep... The neighbors can see me and they're judging #WhiteTrashSwag