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@mashable #2 you're a non-white person in the tech industry. Or you're someone who prefers mimosas to beer...in the tech industry.

@JoelLacayo @Xero This sounds vaguely dirty.

@LilaHickey @AstroKatie @chenghlee *Sigh*. And there she was all along, thinking she was a "rockstar", just like the rest of them...

@akwyz As long as it's not a "unicorn developer". Those don't exist.

@kamiledesigns They named a team "Unicorn"?

@thoughtworks @sherylsandberg @Inc .....and what about the rest of the population? Whelp, they get to just carry on as usual.

@HuffPostTech I'm going to make all the developers in my start-up play them while interviewing candidates - to prove how fun we are!!!!!!!!

@Erin_O And I have opinions for you... reddit.com/r/webdev/comme…

@michaelminella Makes them easier to control with simple things like fußball and pizza.

@michaelminella Because making them feel special is the first step in their training as molly-coddled, oversized, spoiled brats?

@nytimes But especially web developers. If you don't know the terminology, try this handy tool: advert-copy.divshot.io

@feIix_cohen Scrolled down my feed & noticed you forewent a rare chance to utilise the phrase "Return of the Mac". Happens to the best of us

bit.ly/1z0vrPE 'Magician Wanted (Software Engineering Wizardry Preferred)'. Couldn't have written a better JD myself @analyticsseo

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My new favourite website (if it shows as times new roman, disable adblock) Every developer job application ever: advert-copy.divshot.io

@keen_io Unless you're an ethnic minority or a woman.

@TechCrunch This is more effing ridiculous than the kinds of over-demanding job ads I write for what are essentially pixel-pushing monkeys.

@BuzzFeed I pranked my #Shorteditch startup staff that they had to replace their fixies with bicycles that had gears! You should've seen it!

How startups advertise job openings. advert-copy.divshot.io

This is hilarious. Make your own developer job description: advert-copy.divshot.io. Shows how so many companies are using a similar layout.