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Turd Ferguson🦚

Turd Ferguson🦚

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me? I’m tight as fuck | he/him

Washington, DC Entrou em Temmuz 2012
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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
Here’s Booker pushing a ‘vote blue no matter who’ argument while hoping we all forget that he (hypocritically) refused to endorse his own party’s New York mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani.
best of kamala harris@archivekamala

.@CoryBooker: “You may disagree with her [Kamala Harris] on 10% of her views, but you let someone get in office who you disagree with on everything. You let somebody get in office who is locking up our children. You let somebody in office who is taking away our healthcare.”

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connor
connor@ConnorEatsPants·
@JDVance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther
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Nick Watts
Nick Watts@NickWatts·
This is like when pickleball was invented and pickleballers were going up to tennis players saying “You play tennis? No way! I just got in to pickleball! Pretty much the same!” That’s how I feel watching weekend drinkers struggle to eat 9 lil smokies and a coors light tallboy
New York Post@nypost

I did the stomach-churning 999 Challenge at Citi Field — and it felt a lot like watching the Mets trib.al/U6SYdnx

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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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connor
connor@ConnorEatsPants·
@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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james hawkins
james hawkins@james406·
what you think matters in a career: - working hard - showing up early - keeping a long-term view what ACTUALLY matters: - hopping on a quick call - how many quick calls you hopped on - how fast you were able to hop on a quick call
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Drake Maye Lover
Drake Maye Lover@drakemayeloverr·
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Jordan Fischer
Jordan Fischer@JordanOnRecord·
It's like a Choose Your Own Hatch Act Violation.
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philip lewis
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_·
The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S. 404media.co/doj-deletes-st…
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
This is a lie. ICE agents were literally targeting families outside an elementary school in Washington, D.C. during the first week of school.
Homeland Security@DHSgov

The FAKE NEWS continues to force-feed the public lies designed to stoke fear and demonize our brave law enforcement. DHS is setting the record straight. Here are the FACTS: ICE is not conducting enforcement operations at, or ‘raiding,’ schools. ICE is not going to schools to make arrests of children.   @ICEgov, under President Trump and @Sec_Noem is enforcing the law and removing dangerous criminal illegal aliens—including murders, rapists, and pedophiles—who have illegally come into our country.

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