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@UTDxKing We won sha but these players lack discipline. Look at the stupid foul you are committing at oppositions half when already on a yellow card… Pulling off shirt at 1 man down is reckless

FA cup final 2016 when Alan Pardew danced after Puncheon's opener only for United to pull a comeback and win the trophy 😂

@NostalgicHubb @Premier_100 Jide sanwolu?

Pronounce it slowly

The spaceship is moving at an average speed of 8000kmph

Kainji Dam Nigeria 🇳🇬 A view from space Courtesy of Artemis II

If you want to see Nigeria from space, watch this video. Kanji Reservoir is your cue.

Barrister Shaggi Don turn Hypeman for court room 😂😂❤️

@fahimdumba Avatar last airbender 😂💯💯

When your older cousin comes home for holidays and gives you their laptop saying you can watch any movie you want>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Late night classics.

@coleslawless @Falilatt_ I will be in the comment section Incase any beautiful lady wants to get married with me next year

Twitter is a dating app. This is your sign to shoot your shot. 5 years later, loving life, and baby #2 on the way.

FRSC, VIO or Police who really has the Right to Check Driver’s Licence? Stop Guessing let’s settle it today. Everyday on major roads and cities one officer stops you. Tomorrow another one stops you. Next tomorrow, one new uniform you’ve never seen before appears and says: “Show me your driver’s licence!” Relax. Let me break it down for you Not everybody wearing uniform has the power to check your driver’s licence. The law is clear. The powers are different. Let’s settle this matter once and for all. 🥢 FRSC (Federal Road Safety Corps) These ones have full legal power to check: ✔ Driver’s licence ✔ Vehicle documents ✔ Safety compliance ✔ Number plates ✔ Roadworthiness ✔ Speed violations They enforce federal traffic laws. They can stop you, inspect your papers, and issue fines. What they CANNOT do: ✔️They cannot impound your vehicle for personal reasons ✔️They cannot demand bribe ✔️They cannot forcefully seize your keys ✔️They cannot arrest you for non-criminal matters Their job is road safety not harassment. 🥢 VIO (Vehicle Inspection Office) These ones focus on the car itself, not you. Their job is mechanical inspection: ✔ Roadworthiness ✔ Vehicle condition ✔ Emissions ✔ Testing vehicles before issuing roadworthiness certificates They CAN check vehicle documents related to the car's health BUT they cannot stop you on federal highways. Their power is mostly within states and here’s the part most people don’t know, they do NOT have legal authority to demand your driver’s licence on public roads. Driver’s licence is not their jurisdiction. What they CANNOT do: ✔️They cannot chase your vehicle ✔️They cannot stand on highways checking licences ✔️They cannot demand unrelated documents ✔️They cannot threaten arrest They are inspectors not law enforcement. 🥢 NIGERIA POLICE FORCE Police can legally: ✔ Request driver’s licence ✔ Check your identity ✔ Verify vehicle ownership ✔ Investigate stolen vehicles ✔ Enforce criminal offences on the road Because driver’s licence is a means of identification, and police handle law enforcement generally. But what they CANNOT do: ✔️ They cannot impose traffic fines ✔️ They cannot ask for money ✔️ They cannot seize your phone because of traffic stop ✔️ They cannot force you out of the car without cause ✔️They cannot impound your vehicle except for criminal suspicion Their job is security not roadside extortion. The Simple Summary (Save This): 🥢 FRSC → CAN check driver’s licence 🥢 Police → CAN check driver’s licence 🥢 VIO → CANNOT check driver’s licence Different uniforms. Different powers. Different laws. Stop allowing everyone on the road to intimidate you. Know your rights. Know their limits. Know the law. Arm yourself with knowledge, not panic. ©️Confidence Aribibia

@bayobets @limitless0012 @thee_ovie They are irredeemable stupid Complete it mate 😂

@limitless0012 @thee_ovie Messi fans are irredeemable 😭

He misplaced a pass and the narrative is that he misses Alba 😭

@ManUtd @Certifiedopeboi This shot was taken with @Snapdragon I suppose?

Bruno Fernandes.

@MrTomiwa One would think you’re a professional in the field with years of experience to back your words with this your take.

She's making them mirror her style way too much. Emotional scenes are best delivered when they come raw from the actor rather than being a replica of the director's pov.

Random fact: people often use the word "acronym" when they mean "initialism". Initialism: FBI, CIA, RSVP, Acronym: NASA, laser, NATO

We paid all this money for iPhones just to use them like basic flip phones 😭 Here are some iPhone features most people have no idea exist. A thread 🧵

@TheDamiForeign Shw doesn’t like this, just focus on her music bro

Wait, where tems yansh go?😳

Can confirm this 🥹 My first $1,000 gig came from Reddit and I didn’t even know what I was doing Here’s exactly where to look if you want to find work there 👇

Just a Chair-4 Steps to a Flat Belly at Home

MSC - 2025/26 so far.

Top 3 moments this season