hatamoto

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hatamoto

@_hatamoto_

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing

South Africa Entrou em Mayıs 2021

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Shit is ugly as hell

Sheff G@Edmor59

I bet, show me better sneaker than this I'll wait 🙄

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LoneChild 🦍@LoneChildMJB·6h

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

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Jay Anderson@TheProjectUnity·21h

Bro 😂💀

naiive@naiivememe

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

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hatamoto@_hatamoto_·2h

O single?

Sive@sivenathinkosii

🦦

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hatamoto@_hatamoto_·3h

"stay away from older women" Older women:

vhoydiana@kith3r

eh 😭🤚🏽

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Sonwabile@Qoboqobo4·7h

Date cancelled,she has a great relationship with her father💔

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Joshua Mike-Bamiloye@jay_mikee·18h

If you see a rat walking, you better start running.

Olamideeeee♡@anat_bby

why are rats always running... i have never seen a walking rat

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𝕹𝖉𝖚𝖛𝖍𝖔 𝖒𝖚𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖆@MufaraNduvh0·7h

I have a friend that delivers for uber , i will tell yall a story on who's eating your money on capitec 😭

shums@YourBoiShu_

Capitec is something else, so someone was busy yesterday with my account😭😭

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Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce.

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hatamoto@_hatamoto_·6h

Rands, Dollars, Dinaars or Naira?

Ifediche@esther_stan

This man borrowed 10k from me and paid me 20k. borrowed 100k and paid 150k. Now he wants to borrow 200k. I like this business but why’s my mind telling me it’s Ponzi scheme and he might not pay me back this time.

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hatamoto@_hatamoto_·10h

I know he's keeping receipts just in case

Tommy Tong@brandnewdayTT

2-3 weeks ago I found out he was busy with one IG baddie I’m mutuals with. He’s been moving silently on his side.

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Lungelo wase Mabomvini Ngwane@Lungelo69162005·1d

Yey saze savelelwa ilezilwanyana. 😭😭😂😂

PSAFLIVE@PSAFLIVE

WATCH: Nigerian children claiming to be South African in Nigeria attempt to sing the South African national anthem at a cultural day event.

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hatamoto@_hatamoto_·10h

"paid lobola for now ex wife"

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Bra Zwai(36+) 🧑‍💻@zwai_ndimba

My first salary as a Dev in 2015, I earned R13850 nett.. I stayed in Alex, bought a Renault Sandero, still had 1 kid, paid lobola for now ex wife. Rent: 1500 Car: 2700 Insurance: 750 Tracker: 120 Food: 2500 Savings: 3000 It's doable bafethu, just lower your silly standards.

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