Raquel

Tiger Words really just a standard unc on his 5th DUI

NYC RESIDENTS (or not) with NYC RESTAURANT CONNECTS COME FORWARD.

@saaarbrens Had this happen only one time in my life & then we proceeded to make out in front my parents house (circa a long time ago lmao) 🥹👍

Well this is a first, my Uber driver is ridiculously hot

@JSack12 No.

@_raqqquel just go to grays papaya

@_dams0n Did this mean to be so sexual?

Home Run Inn, unlike myself, didn’t disappoint.

@ChrisDiRese 😆😭

@_raqqquel Welcome… next year, you wake up too early to go on the weekend because they don’t open till 730am 🤘

I’m officially, I have a membership at the car wash, old.

Sometimes I feel so fucking lame & old for staying in on the weekend but then remember I was 16, sneaking in to Lollapalooza to see Cypress Hill & buying ecstasy off a guy in wife beater that had “Ecstasy” written in sharpie on it & then realize maybe not.

@_raqqquel For those who had 9-0 and 9-3 squares. Yes.

This was the best Super Bowl EVER.

Thats what you get for taunting our king @EddieBarstool

Caleb Williams would NEVER look this boring in a Super Bowl

Come to realize I get blacked out every Super Bowl because the game itself if SO FUCKING BORRRINNNNNNNG

Just a reminder to all Bears fans, we’re TWO wins away from the Super Bowl. It’s such a crazy thought.

Slept for 13 hours. That should be enough prep to drink for 13 hours today. 🐻THEFUCK⬇️

Winter is coming Dome Boy

In 2016 I was hoe, that’s all you need to know.

#Bears HC Ben Johnson: “FUCK THE PACKERS. FUCK THEM” From the official @ChicagoBears account