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@thewriterme gooners be goonin

Father and son ❤️

@EricTrump yeah, because the thousands dead in Iran and Pearl Harbor are both wicked funny - you slack-jawed goon.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@mickitiki if destabilizing the world economy with a slew of kidnappings and assassinations is the sh*t you're talking about, it is getting done.

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

@HinataMotivates Almost as funny as leading a company with a mission statement dedicated to sustainable energy and dedicating the fortune you made off it to support the guy who does nothing but undermine systems relating to sustainable energy.

Elon Musk cracks up telling his favorite economist joke.

@atrupar What kind of freak does this?

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@JustJenRX @POTUS @realDonaldTrump get off your knees, gentlemen.

MARINES CLEAN OFF THE WALK OF FAME STAR FOR @POTUS @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse @SenMullin First, find a guy who hasn't read a book since high school.

Senator Markwayne Mullin is a proven America First leader with over a decade of service in Congress. 🇺🇸 He brings the strength, experience, and commitment needed to continue securing our border and protect the homeland. Rooted in strong hard work and family values, @SenMullin is built for the job.

@ClaudetteGGibs1 A real book.

Surprise me.

@johncwright2001 You demanded God show himself and he did? That's not how it works, thats not God. Adjust your medication.

I believe in God after 40 years of ardent lifelong atheism because I found evidence. Very much against my will and inclination, logic proved to me that the Christian worldview is coherent and atheism incoherent. So I experimentally prayed, demanding God show Himself He did

@MarsUniversityX Failed on all counts.

Elon Musk: “I wanted to do something that looks unique. CyberTruck looks unique and has unique functionality. The goal was to make it bulletproof, make it faster than a Porsche 911, and make it tow more than an F-350 diesel. It’s like an elephant that runs as fast as a cheetah.”

@astro_greek He could not look less happy about it. Poor kid.

Elon dancing with his daughter ❤️

@defense_civil25 They were all there to support us 9/11. Iran didnt attack a nato country, nato has nothing to do with this elective killing field.

Every member of NATO refused the call to help the United States to restore freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. All of Them!!

@ImGinnyRobinson Because they are equally evil selfish bastards in ill fitting human skinsuits

Why is Elon Musk suddenly hanging out with demonic Howard Lutnick? 🤔

@DimaZeniuk We will not have the technology to even think about Mars for 1000 years - its an irradiated poisoned hellscape. Threatening to blow all earths resources now because its all about you only threatens that.

“Having two planets that are both self-sustaining and strong, I think is going to be incredibly important for the long term survival of civilization.” — Elon Musk

@MagaGrunt1 Not true. Stop bringing up this 30 year old PR stunt.

🇺🇸The respect he has is unmatched and completely genuine. This Marine like many Veterans appreciate you.🇺🇸

@EvasTeslaSPlaid funny queer.

Elon Musk is the funniest billionaire alive! 🤣🤣🤣

@newstart_2024 no wonder he wears spanx as he waddles around between bouts of sh*tposting, candy crush, and making test tube babies.

Elon Musk’s daily diet is peak carnivore minimalism. Breakfast: Steak + eggs + coffee Lunch: Usually skipped (or tiny) Dinner: Varies by mood/social scene, but if forced to eat one food forever? Cheeseburger. He calls it “a genius invention” and the only thing he’d pick if monotony was the price. 59-sec clip — Musk keeping it brutally simple while running the world’s most complex companies. Who else is team “cheeseburger for life” if you could only have one food? Or does skipping lunch and going steak-for-breakfast sound like the real power move? Your take — drop it below 👇

@Seanfrank There is a state department memo circulating proposing the USA stops all shipments of AIDS medicine to Zambia unless they give us free access to rare earth and diamonds.

Fuck all this doomer shit. The world is a better place because of America. America is awesome. It’s edgy to post about us being the bad guy, but the entire world is safer because we exist. 1,000 year empire. The moon will be a state.

@joeroganhq "we can write directly to the visual cortex" - care to diagram that out to show how this word choice in any way relates to what you are trying to describe, professor?

Elon Musk: "In the next 6 to 12 months, we’ll be doing our first implants for vision, where even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex."

@PeteHegseth Pete hegseth - gentleman statesman, always showing us what makes our country great, something more than just a bunch of reasonless loudmouths.

I know some people who need to hear this…