Abraham Dylan

What kind of government do I have, Mr. Franklin? A republic, if you can keep it.

@TheLapsedFan youtube.com/shorts/PEwziTI…

@TheLapsedFan JP’s post-Hogan always-optimistic yet always-disappointing search for his new Hogan - from Luger to Diesel - is so endearing. I mean, how else was he supposed to book his Hasbro territory? Thankfully, Austin came around and completely destroyed the whole paradigm.

@PressSec How are you able to just lie like this?

Democrats are about to shut down the federal government because President Trump won't force American taxpayers to pay for free health care for illegal aliens.

@dizblu @TheMoYouKnow13 @TheViewFromLL2 Because he’s not intelligent and thus lacks zero critical thinking skills.

@TheMoYouKnow13 @TheViewFromLL2 Why listen to him when there are no concrete studies to support his claim? Why listen to him when the medical community is stating what real studies have proven, that is mostly safe? I say mostly because there is NO medicine that is 100% safe.

My baby woke with a 103° fever last night. After some Tylenol, it came down and she was able to sleep comfortably. Feels super weird to have the president yelling this morning that I should've let her suffer instead. I feel so sorry for the babies whose parents listen to him.

@TheViewFromLL2 “CHICKEN P”

@TheMoYouKnow13 @TheViewFromLL2 Stop simping for this idiot. It makes you look pathetic, dude.

@TheViewFromLL2 Ibuprofen and Naproxen are also an option. Why risk your child's health over emotions?

@TheLapsedFan This is for J.P. reddit.com/r/SantiZapVide…

@TheLapsedFan Fully Loaded 2000 cast: Lapsed Vince: I love an ape. Shoving bananas down its throat. Give it to me.

@kate_p45 @DonaldJTrumpJr Except there’s footage of him using the word enigma twice. Ooooooooooh that sucks, huh?

@DonaldJTrumpJr We know. These democrats and their neocon allies are pathetic.

My father has a very specific way of speaking. People all over the world have mimicked it for decades. The insanity written in the Wall Street Journal, AIN’T IT and everyone knows it. Also in 47 years I’ve never seen him doodle once. Give me a break with the fake “journalisming’

@TheLapsedFan Movie career?

@RealKevinNash Yo Kevin, I hope you realize how pivotal YOU were to the eventual onset of the Attitude Era in WWF, all because of your short run as a tweener between Survivor Series 95 and your exit. You were the FIRST to flip someone off on WWF TV. No Nash, no Attitude Era.

@turbobosters @robbsma @jammles9 @GovTimWalz Haha. Here’s why I think they do that: To them, because they’re idiots, democracy is the same as the Democratic Party and republic is the same as the Republican Party. That’s how deep it gets for them.

@robbsma @jammles9 @GovTimWalz Watch out they’ll hit you with the “um actually we’re a constitutional republic” bullshit

I’ve activated the State Emergency Operations Center. Local law enforcement in Champlin and Brooklyn Park have the full resources of the State of Minnesota behind them. We are monitoring the situation closely and will share more information soon.

@jammles9 @robbsma @GovTimWalz I love how you’re unable to explain this yourself so you need AI to do it.

@robbsma @GovTimWalz x.com/i/grok/share/B…

@jammles9 @metamom23 @GovTimWalz So…an American who is against monarchy is a traitor? Oh right, I have to do this part when interacting with the cult: Monarchy means rule by a king.

@metamom23 @GovTimWalz Unamerican Traitor 👆

@GooseHudson @TheLapsedFan When di........how co.......did y.....broth....wait did y.....

@TheLapsedFan Yoo, Cody. I love what you're doin on tv these days man. Suit looks great on you brother. But I just had one question. You had all those belts in the ring, you didn't talk about the Hulk Hogan belt at all. What's going on brother. Wait where'd you get that belt anyway? Did you

On the eve of the resumption of The Manes journey, the co-chairs present a review of the John Cena heel turn, and every interaction had with Cody. We call balls and strikes, and render final judgment on whether WWE capitalized on or squandered this unique opportunity to make it matter again. It's a TLF SPECIAL REPORT LIVE CALL TOMORROW AND SUNDAY spreaker.com/episode/tlf-sp…

@TheLapsedFan Isn’t this what Jesse called Monsoon?

@Shaymus1968 @Iron_gunslinger @RandyRRQuaid @realDonaldTrump Hey there. Two more years huh? How prophetic you weren’t. *You’re

@Iron_gunslinger @RandyRRQuaid @realDonaldTrump We have about two more years on this planet. Just hope your on the dark side of the earth when perihelion happens. Last go around, the only structures left standing, were the pyramids.

It is up to the States to distribute the vaccines once brought to the designated areas by the Federal Government. We have not only developed the vaccines, including putting up money to move the process along quickly, but gotten them to the states. Biden failed with Swine Flu!

@TheLapsedFan Yo JP that house show you went to in Worcester in 92 where Money Inc. dropped the tag titles to the Natural Disasters is on YouTube on the WWE Vault channel!

@TheLapsedFan You better watch Chernobyl, you'll be servin' hard times

@TheLapsedFan Great HBK quote from recently: Reminiscing about going out to the ring in bicycle shorts stuffed with gauze in 1997, upon which Vince fined him 10k, Shawn says “You can have respect for this line of work, but you don’t have to freaking act like it’s not weird.”