Alex Phillips

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

My non-Cowboy friends aren't even texting shit to me anymore. That's how pathetic it's become.

NFL Redzone in 2025

@Machine_Civ @Stone_tossers George Washington died in 1799.

@Stone_tossers Are you retarded or just disingenous?

Teen’s reaction to his first paycheck from McDonald’s “Let’s take it to the bank then”🙏🔥

@DoyersDave Soon

Bro’s wearing baseball shorts

@kawhi_ring @DiscussingFilm He’s now an author.

@DiscussingFilm Why’s Hawkeye not in the movie

Robert Downey Jr on the set of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

After 3 years of wait, calculations and precise astronomical timing, Leonardo Sens captured this photo

@NickDiFabio1 @WesleyLHuff Educate this person

This ancient book is so controversial that it was banned from the Bible: The Book Of Enoch. For centuries, religious leaders kept it hidden from the public... Why? The secrets inside challenged everything they taught. Here's the fascinating truth behind the Book of Enoch:

how tf is that like earth at all then

Me after bedtime every night for 2 boys under 5.

The Yankees analyst that discovered you should put more wood where the bat hits the ball

Heat map location of every offensive rebound in college basketball ever

looks like Batman to me

I’m finna turn this franchise around

@JomboyMedia He must have drafted Travis Etienne with his 2nd round pick.

Chris Bassitt is serving as the Blue Jays ball boy today after finishing 4-10 in the teams fantasy football league It is also Bassitt’s 36th birthday today

Ashton Jeanty changed Jon Grudens whole life 🤣🤣🤣