Kim Alsgaard

@dennisbjerre Må ærligt indrømme jeg ikke kan se hvad det er de har kopieret?

Campo for fanden, invitér mig nu til de redaktionsmøder. Så kan I også bringe historierne 2,5 time hurtigere - og ikke vente til lige efter, jeg er kommet hjem fra Riisvangen og får skrevet dem ...

@biffanen @AarhusS8260 @Henningkp @MikkelL28316649 Så har andre hold formodentlig haft samme held i andre sæsoner. Sådan er det (desværre), sol og vind bliver aldrig helt lige fordelt.

@AarhusS8260 @Henningkp @MikkelL28316649 Lad mig lige slå fast: Jeg konspirerer ikke… Jeg er helt med på at hverken dbu eller dommerstand hjælper AGF bevidst. Jeg siger bare…. AGF har haft mere held med program og kendelser end fcm i denne sæson - i følge min øjetest. Er de på vej mod et billigt mesterskab? Nej…

Forklar mig hvordan det giver mening for nogen udover agf, at man sætter fcn til at spille fredag, når de netop har spillet tirsdag???? Synes man ikke agf har fået rigeligt med forlommer i løbet af sæsonen?

@WhiteHouse You silly idiots. Tell your silly President NATO is not an attacking force, it’s a defensive force. NATO does not attack a country, we help each other if one member is being attacked, like if Greenland should be attacked by another country, even if it’s another member of NATO.

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

@PurelyFootball Same player scoring own goal here

Meanwhile in Denmark… this is football at its most brutal… 😅

@fczenit2_en Ever heard of planes? 🤔

We're in Vladivostok for our game with Dynamo. Is there a longer away trip in world football??? ✈️

@Mikkel93357056 @FODBOLDBROK Og så endda på et hold som hver gang har været kæmpe underdogs

@FODBOLDBROK Ja for faen, sådan en angriber der tæsker mål ind mod City, Inter, Sporting og Atlético Madrid. Ham ka vi sgu ik bruge til noget…

En ægte dansk Klods Hans-fortælling med Kasper Høgh. Knægten er glad, takker gud, fremviser sedler til pressen. Fint lille show. Men nu er det alvor. Han bør ikke få rolle i Prag eller til World Cup. Aktivér Dolberg-ta'-dig-sammen-mode! (Høgh rørte btw bolden ÉN gang i Parken)

@MSU2417 @donwinslow You’re an idiot if you don’t think that was staged.

@donwinslow You’re an idiot if you think that was staged

There are so many unanswered questions about this. There are many, many things that do not make sense at all. This not how the Secret Service are trained. This is not their protocol. This should be fully investigated.

@Trader183242281 @donwinslow So did I.

@aseelswaid9 @NoLimitGains That’s what you get for bullying your allies, I suppose.

🚨🚨🚨 TRUMP ASKED THE WORLD TO SEND WARSHIPS. HERE'S WHAT EVERY COUNTRY SAID: 🇫🇷 France — OFFICIALLY REJECTED. Will not send warships. 🇨🇳 China — No response. Called it a "sovereign right." 🇬🇧 United Kingdom — "Discussing options with allies." No commitment. 🇯🇵 Japan — Silence. 70% of Japan's Middle East oil comes through Hormuz. 🇰🇷 South Korea — No confirmation. Seoul caught between Washington and its own oil dependency. 🇩🇪 Germany — No convoy support. 🇳🇴 Norway — Rejected. 🇶🇦 Qatar — Already STOPPED gas production. Declared force majeure. Their energy minister said "this will bring down economies of the world." 🇦🇪 UAE — Gulf states "tried to stop this war because they knew the implications." 🇮🇷 Iran — Still attacking ships. Still laying mines. Still blocking the strait. 10 countries. 0 warships. The most powerful military on Earth asked for backup and got ghosted.

🚨 WHILE THE WORLD WATCHES IRAN, CHINA JUST MADE A MOVE ON TAIWAN: China flies jets and drones around Taiwan almost every day. Has for years. On February 27th, one day before the Iran war started, the flights stopped completely. Zero Chinese military aircraft for over a week. Then just 2. Then nothing again. Today: 26 Chinese aircraft detected in the Taiwan Strait in 24 hours. THEY’RE BACK. Nobody knows why they stopped. Here are the theories. – Beijing wanted to look peaceful before the Trump-Xi summit end of March – China’s military anti-corruption purge disrupted command structures – Didn’t want to provoke the US while it was focused on Iran – Quietly repositioning assets while the world watched the Middle East The timing is what matters. Flights stopped the day before the Iran war began, and resumed after China was caught feeding Iran satellite intel on US positions. I expect tomorrow to be one of the most volatile days of 2026. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you updated on everything like I always do. Just turn on notifications and wait for my updates, that’s EXTREMELY important.

@DianMckaig84971 @ropencattle @MapWanderer2025 @Currentreport1 Your own president has murdered Americans, get rid of him and we will reconsider things.

@ropencattle @MapWanderer2025 @Currentreport1 The idiot here is YOU! War for NO REASON?? I don’t suppose the lazy 49 years of murdering, torturing, threatening, biking Americans and civilians means a thing to you??4 previous presidents have talked BIG SHIT about doing something about this DJT IS …IS DOING SOMETHING!

BREAKING: France has officially rejected Trump's request, saying it will not send warships to the Strait of Hormuz

@MHLo0o Hvis det blev dømt, så ja 🤷‍♂️

Straffe? 👀 #Brøndby #BIFVFF

@ulvenlupus @PallePoulsen Flækket? 😂 Der var sgu ingenting der 😌

@PallePoulsen Du glemmer lige at vise det straffespark vi ikke får efter 8 min, hvor Osorio bliver flækket i feltet.

Igen og igen løber og skubber FCM modstanderne ned. Og de undgår utrolig tit frispark. #sldk #ksdh #ultratwitteragf

@FCKTrey92 @JLundsgaard Du er sød når du sådan troller 😘

@alsgaard @JLundsgaard @fcmidtjylland 😂😂😂😂😂Så smed i pokalen

#FodboldtrøjeFredag på Dream99 🖤❤️ Støt Børnecancerfonden gennem Mobilepay på 201717📱

@FCKTrey92 @JLundsgaard @fcmidtjylland Lille 😂

@alsgaard @JLundsgaard @fcmidtjylland Rekordmestre. Hvad har i vundet? Start med at snak når din lille klub kan vinde noget

@FCKTrey92 @JLundsgaard @fcmidtjylland Men vi ejer vist jer for tiden, pas på I ikke bliver overhalet af Fredericia.

@JLundsgaard @alsgaard @fcmidtjylland Ahahahhaha sure buddy. Vi ejer jer og i har ingen historie lmao

@FCKTrey92 @fcmidtjylland Skide autocorrect 😂 Gummiben… 😎

@FCKTrey92 @fcmidtjylland Gummien? Det er lavt at redigere sådan et billede af den årsag. Det gør man kun fordi man tror man er meget større end alle andre, og det er de jo ikke. Det er en historieløs klub, som ganske vist i moderne tid har mere succes end AGF, men absolut ingen historie - udover Ikast.

@fcmidtjylland Husk at fjerne AGF-logoet inden I smider sådan et billede op….

Vores 𝟭𝟬 afgørende kampe i @Superligaen ⚫🔴 Se hele programmet for Mesterskabsspillet ⇩ Læs mere på fcm.dk

@FCKTrey92 @fcmidtjylland Men det er da flot at fjerne noget fra AGF-trøjen, når nu man slet ikke tænker på AGF…. Shit de må føle sig presset derude på traktorparkeringspladsen 😆

@fcmidtjylland Kæft der er mange GF'ere der tuder. Viser bare hvor lille en klub det er. FCM lever rentfree i deres hoved😂😂😂😂

@PM_ViktorOrban You are supporting Russia, a country that viciously attacked another country that jut lived their own life. Shame on you!

Four years ago, the Russia–Ukraine war began. Four years of senseless killing, with hundreds of thousands of lives lost. For four years, European and Hungarian families have been paying the economic consequences of this war. Hungary has stood for peace from the very beginning. Yet even today, on the anniversary, President @ZelenskyyUa is threatening and pressuring Hungary because we refuse to be dragged into the war, refuse to send money to Ukraine, and will not give up affordable Russian energy. It is now also clear that the entire Hungarian opposition has sided with Ukraine. Their goal is chaos, fuel shortages, and higher prices ahead of the elections. They stand with Zelenskyy, not with the Hungarian people. Four years on, the stakes are clear. In April, Hungarians must choose Fidesz.