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I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@NxchLIVE @EaglesScoutRoom I’m gonna be really disappointed if he doesn’t get more play time.

@EaglesScoutRoom I’m finally gonna start questioning Nick if we don’t utilize Tank more this season.

QB1: Jalen hurts QB2: Andy Dalton RB1: Saquon Barkley RB2: Tank Bixby WR1: Aj Brown WR2: Devonta Smith WR3: Marquise Philly Brown WR4: Jakobi Lane WR5: Darius Cooper TE1: dallas goedert TE2: Oscar Delp

When you post a photo of you. All men : 😍😍😍😍😍 Your bf:

@itboytre @Shirinsmit Clearly. But anyone with functioning brain cells is judging you.

@ambacee @Shirinsmit I do what I want

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

@itboytre @Shirinsmit The point is if you are going to ask for plastic utensils in a restaurant… just don’t eat out

@ambacee @Shirinsmit literally like ew

@itboytre @Shirinsmit Eating inside a restaurant and silverware being the only thing you care about is slow behavior.

@Shirinsmit Eating off metal utensils at a restaurant

@itboytre @Shirinsmit First, if you think a porous plastic fork that was made in a factory(with far less codes than a restaurant), packed in more plastic, shipped from gods know where, and stored in warehouses are some how cleaner than a washed and sanitized metal fork you need to do some reevaluation

i want to be someone’s very sweet, very horny, mildly insane wife

i can't be a plug i’ll let a ho twerk for a gram

“good girl” hahaha getonthebed

if i Had a girlfriend i would let Her act crazy because if i Was acting accordingly she wouldn't be acting that way. it's My fault

no thank u im bisexual

@RobertLuke1908 @That_Hurts Pretty sure he’s ranked top 10 actually

@That_Hurts Is Goedert even a top 15 TE still?

Reminder: If Dallas Goedert did not believe this was a Super Bowl caliber roster, he would not have taken a 50% discount for a single year when he could have secured generational wealth on the market. Eagles legend, and selfless teammate.

@lildnice14 @zoeylilkitty @WildMediaOnly If you keep side chicks you def aren’t husband material bc of your past, values, and the way you carry yourself.

@zoeylilkitty @WildMediaOnly Side chick is a for fun chick only. Can never be wifed either because her past, values or how she carries herself. They become necessary when main woman doesnt fulfill her duties like when relationships/marriages become sexless or begin to lose intimacy all together

A man reveals the difference between texting his main girl and his side chick 🤣

sorry i told u abt my trauma do u still think im hot

Everytime I do new drugs, my very next thought is to try it with sex

Brb crying😭 I’m gonna miss my exciting whites BAD