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Everyone wants to optimise their diet and workouts in order to "LOOK BETTER AT THE POOL" and "LOOK BETTER IN THE SUMMER"
But they forget to optimise for BEING AT THE POOL and HAVING MONEY IN THE SUMMER
Since I was a teenager heard so many men talk about this POOL FANTASY, BEACH FANTASY - where you're there SHREDDED and SEXY wasting time with whores
The problem is
Less than 1% of them actually afford being at these pools more than 5 times per year
- they're all on a tight schedule cause they have to work
- they're all worms and rarely go to those fancy locations around the world with beach clubs and hot chicks
- they cannot afford living in a house that has a pool
Etc.
OK YOU GOT THE POOL BODY
YOU GOT THE POOL FREE TIME TO WASTE THERE? Probably not
You only optimised for first part of the story 😁
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