Rob Nother

I’ve recently switched from a regular to an electric toothbrush. Just doing my part for the planet.

@nmai_comedy Pho real

@nmai_comedy We’re full

Ireland just won the 8 nations! Up the RA

Tell your ma I say happy Mother’s Day

Love all the comedy clubs saving 30% of average costs with all female line ups tonight.

I’m a grown man. I’ll eat pancakes whenever the fuck I want.

And so the pack of cookies that were meant to last a whole week, have in the end, lasted only minutes.

Germany and Israel

If Native Americans had to wake early for a hunt or to raid another tribe, they would drink lots of water before going to sleep, using their bladder as a natural alarm clock. I do something similar with Chinese Takeaway and my bowels. They call me Chief Shitting Bull.

I’ve recently been diagnosed with mental health.

My dealer offered me rhino K the other day. Apparently he thinks horses aren’t big enough. I said come back when you have that Lizzo K.

Think it’s mad how @ladbible has turned into a genuine news outlet. While deriving its name from two of the biggest sources of bullshit. Lads and the Bible.

People talk about punching up and punching down in comedy. Essentially, you shouldn’t make fun of a group that’s less privileged than you. What about Al-Queda? A bunch a hairy virgins living in cave? Wouldn’t call that punching up. Unless they were in one of the planes.

Luke Littler is 16 years old, has a 21 year old girlfriend and just won £100,000. Just goes to show the double standard. If he was a woman he’d only have won 70% of that.

Did a Christmas gig in a football club. They had the TV on showing Luke Littler in the darts while I was on stage. It really reminded me of my 18th birthday. Sympathetic friends and family shoved into a football club while half the lads were more focused on a 16 year old.

I love comedy. My favourite comedy is relatable stuff. I also love music. My favourite rap group is N.W.A. But I wouldn’t say I’ve got much attitude.

I’m all for a love story but this is just sappy.

Nothing like a nice pint of Guinness after long hard week drinking pints of Guinness. Happy Easter everyone!