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@acezuix I wished for a tail but got ass hair instead

how does one get ass hair

@moonpetal76 im man and i steal ur food because im chud

Women steal hoodies. What do men steal? 😭

it’s crazy to think 3 years ago i used to sit in discord vcs until 4am and now i still do that

no worse feeling when ur playing league with friends and someones like "HOW ARE THEY SO FED" and ur 0/6/0 so u just shrivel up in ur chair and cry silently

@ivieirl thats why i sleep naked with no blanket and the windows open with no screen plus i keep the light on to lure them in

sleeping naked is disgusting what if a bug crawls up your ass

i’m useless as fuck does that turn you on

@heykizuna being gay with the homies cuz i wanna feel loved

Boys without girlfriends, what are you doing?

@tiosmios modded minecwaft >.<

So any game recs that aren't Val, CS, DBD, OW, League, RL, 2xko, or TFT? ^^

@acezuix hey lol what are pubes im a visual learner btw

straight pubes or curly pubes

drank enough monster to put down a tribe of elephants and ate enough taco bell to sustain africa for years

@acezuix ahh im suddenly wrapped in tin foil and chocolate ahaha...

@baambuwu i swallow it whole sometimes

when u eat a hersheys kiss do u circumcise its chocolate tip and suck it or just bite into it randomly like a savage

@LoveCaliToo good boy

@baambuwu I love you too

my love language is gift giving. unfortunately, that has made me materialistic

a guy asking me for advice in the gym makes me blush... i might be gay

@LoveCaliToo yes but say it back

@baambuwu heyy you want taco bell

@LoveCaliToo ur just a lvl1 taco bell enjoyer but im a lvl99 6'7 mafia boss alpha wolf taco bell master

dreaming about a luxe box from taco bell rn

weight high money low and i play league of legends... life is good

@Alune55 his passive is sounding like a cute little twink boy for me when i emote

Idk why I never thought Ezreal had a passive

@syionalol i only get intimidated by chinese names in aram cuz they be moving differently fr

do ppl really get intimidated by ranked borders in aram

I main Veigar because he's small and dangerous, just like my cock.