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Dear Twitterers, this comes out the week before my birthday. Please feel free to coordinate amongst yourselves, as I only need one copy.
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Baroque Bird
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Baroque Bird
@baroquebird
'Dinky and sweet', apparently. Easily excited/distracted/grumped/confused. Very fond of Baroque music (obvs), musicals, ducks, and jelly. Oh look, kittens!
Probably not where I was aiming for #directionallychallenged Entrou em Ekim 2014
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Best wifey for letting him sleep on the sofa because he looked cute. And also for the sheepish look when he finally woke up.
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Worst wifey for trying to kick him out to do stuff when all he was doing was waiting for a piece of cake before going.
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Worst wifey for trying to kick him out to do stuff when all he was doing was waiting for a piece of cake before going.
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I have a carrot cake and hot cross buns baking, but when I open the oven door I smell sausages.
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BB: I got asked a really hard question in the interview just now.
Boss: WHAT INTERVIEW?!
BB: I was the interviewer…
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Boss: who are all these people at the pub, do they not have any work to do?!
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Boss is on leave after today so he has decided everyone needs to go for pre-Easter drinks with him today.
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Boss is on leave after today so he has decided everyone needs to go for pre-Easter drinks with him today.
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Gonna be an even more confusing than usual April Fool’s tomorrow.
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It’s a slow work day so I am using AI to come up with suggestions for what to have for lunch.
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He remembered, but potentially also drowned it. Might bring it home at Easter for “repotting”.
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BB: please water my plant while I’m on holiday. Boss: ok. BB: do I need to put in a calendar reminder for you?
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We have an influx of new grads and they need to realise flirting by the lifts at lunchtime is really obvious.
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Boss: you look relaxed!
BB: don’t get used to it…
Colleague: she’ll be miserable by afternoon when she finishes going through emails, don’t worry!
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