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"Don't ruin Valentine's Day by bringing up Jira"--@textbook_case re: woman sitting next to us at dinner.
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Bennett Morrison
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Bennett Morrison
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Product leader @ various. Find my various other links (ahem) at https://t.co/tB4VXbdk1D
Brooklyn, NY Entrou em Kasım 2008
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@BrianBLevinson Core inflation exclusions (food! and energy!) are what the electorate cares about. You can't prove "inflation is under control" when the cost of bread is $7.
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I WANT A PHYSICAL DISC WITH THE MOVIE ON IT! A DVD IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY!! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT RATIO AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!
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What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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REMINDER: Anytime the media quotes a poll, or a prediction market, or a survey -- without simultaneously disclosing the prior track record of that item over the past few election cycles -- they are committing journalistic malpractice...
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Joe Biden giving up and leaving the race right before the trade deadline is a heartwarming tribute to the Mets
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@InsomniaCorsage Oooooo . . . I think this is the winner.
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This should read:
"Is there word for when you have spent more time estimating the time it would take to do a thing vs the time it would take to do the thing?"
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Is there word for the point that you spent estimating the time it takes to do the thing takes more time than doing the thing?
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@MovieManifesto I like this construction, but maybe it's Concrastinating.
Pro = Forward
Crastinate = The next day
Con = With, Together
So, "together with the next day."
Of, Focucrastinating -- focusing on the next day.
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Steve, this is Grimace. Hes a fast food mascot. Hes one of the most undervalued brands at McDonalds. His defect is that he doesnt play baseball. Nobody in the big leagues cares about him because he looks funny. This guy could not just be good luck but could start a winning streak
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there reconnecting with their estranged sons on cross-country road trips, teaching them how to drive truck and hustle chumps at diners and dive bars, all on their way to the arm wrestling world championship in Vegas.
This day’s for you.
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@cmwryly Oh no. This is not an adult thing. This is an executive who wants to know exactly WHEN this is GOING TO HAPPEN, so you have to narrate everything that is going to happen before doing the thing.
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Is there word for the point that you spent estimating the time it takes to do the thing takes more time than doing the thing?
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And I know the TV nostalgia is getting the spotlight but this movie also made me nostalgic for the lever voting machines we used to have in NY. 💔
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I watched 'I Saw the TV Glow' and something about the environment felt eerily familiar. Turns out Jane Schoenbrun is from my one-square-mile hometown. The Ardsley Difference!
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@mar_to_go I can't express how much I admire this sentiment. Like, was this always an option?
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I'm not saying the NYC public school spring break is too long, but E did ask me if we could silently read and not talk to each other during dinner. 😆 (She got some new books for indie bookstore day, but she did point out that we'd have nothing to talk about.)
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